Friday, January 02, 2009

All He Wanted Was A Little Help

When Charles Barkley got pulled over for DUI last night, he told the cops the reason he ran that stop sign was because he was in a hurry to get a BJ from his passenger. According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a bj. He then explained that she had given him a 'bj' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."