Miss Cleo Trying To Make A Comeback
Fake psychic Miss Cleo recently sent out an email trying to gage public interest in her return to the public eye. The email reads in part: “Hello My Dears, first and foremost, HUGS AND KISSES!!!! I need a favor from each and everyone of you. My publicist is currently conducting an email campaign to gauge how the ‘public’ would receive my return to television. The show would focus on relationships. Your emails will be so VERY IMPORTANT to moving forward... Cleo describes her new effort as a cross between a talk show and a reality show like, "The Surreal Life" meets "The Tyra Banks Show".
posted by That Bitch! at 9:21 AM
42 Comments:
Not buying the bullshit at all.....
Cahl mi now
Not this bitch again
I didn't know the dead could be resurrected. Miss Cleo... please, girl, naw!
Under one conditon, Miss Cleo: you take that rag out from 'round your head, okay? If not, then... sorry, girlfriend.
mmmmmmmmm,
I'm looking in my krystal ball, and I see a big "HELL NO!!"
peace...
Shit if whites can have 50 million come backs why the hell can't a sistah get that money.... Yeah she's fake and we all know it, so what it's a sistah making money and why would anyone want to knock that hustle????
this bitch billed peoples telephone bills...this is how it went:
*phone rings*
*you answer*
Cleo: "Hi, this is Cleo, and you have a free reading today".
*you hang up*
(week later......)
*WTF?! My phone bill is sky high!
______________________
Cleo pulled the biggest American scam ever!! Look it up people!
If I watched her new show, my cable bill would probably be sky high! I can't tell you how many times I've been blamed, because of this hoe. Then again, my parents were too stupid not to believe me.
cleo is an actress from florida. she clipped that caribbean accent from her friends.
miss cleo, if your ass was a real psychic, you would know how the public would react. but your not, so let me help you with that.
THE JIG BEEN UP! sat yo ass down somewhere!
Make Miss Cleo a part of your Kwanzaa.
Sorry, not interested in a fake lesbian psychic.
How lame of a publicist you have if you're the one sending out the emails telling people what your publicist wants to do for your career.
It should have been the other way around.
BronxStateOfMind
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LOL she should have tried to come back doing soemthing totally different, like a fake Jamacian actress or something. Or maybe pine-sol commercials.
a Miss Cleo reality show can't be any worse that the shyt on TV now. Not that I'm watching, mind you. I still laugh over her stupid-assed commercials.
I bind Ms.Cleo and her demonic agents, spirits and satanic forces to the BLOOD OF JESUS! AMEN and AMEN!!!
In my "Miss Cleo" voice: For ten chicken feets and two pints of the goats blood, I give you a real good reading, my dear. Throw in a good sized spliff of the ju-ju weed and I give you the world...
Dolemite!
^^^^^^LMBAO!!!!!
I know someone who had a $900 phone bill from Ms.Cleo. She was letting a family member stay with her for a while and one day, she yelled out, WTF? She went off! That was indeed grimey. No, she never paid the bill, she just left and stayed with someone else.
cLEO IS PLAYED OUT LIKE HER JHERI CURL.
WOW DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK LOL
WHOEVA CALLS HER DESERVES TO BE ROBBED
www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic
"HER BRAINS IS IN HER ASS BUT SHE REALLY SMART,
GLUDIUS MAXIMUS SHAPED LIKE A HEART"
to caribbean goddess: let a mufucka stay at my damned house and run up a $900 bill and bounce. i'd FIND yo ass and make a $900 ass beating. hell, i'll go to jail for some shit like that.
^cosign.
and after a $900 phone bill she shoulda predicted my foot up yo' ass!!!
^^ Co sign, too, Malika. You know you my girl.
Dolemite!
obviously this didn't get off the ground too well...the date on the flier says sept 16th. and aint nobdy heard bout this til now? her PR person didn't do such a good job.
OH, HELL NO..
ms. cleo need to read her own future and get a job.
LMBAO @ Malika girl you know you showl right lol.
She's been off the radar for so long she could have went back to school, reinvented herself, launched another career, and moved on. But no. She just had to rear her ugly ass head as a "new and improved" Miss Cleo. Her accent is most likely just as fake as it was before. That's probably an old picture, too. She knows she doesn't look like that anymore, and what the hell is lurking underneath her head wrap after all these years?
Shouldn't Miss Cleo be able to predict how the public would receive her return to television?
i mean if she had everyone fooled before why not let he keep doing it. you already know the truth. let her make some money. i mean i even knew the pat tois was fake and i didn't care. she was acting like a bunch of the celebs you all looove so much.
Bet she prefers US to Jamaican $s.
Sad thing is she probably still got a fan base of completely lost muhfuggaz ready for da re-up.
she need to sit her ass down somewhere... talking bout "call me now for your free reading" knowing good and well that shit wasn't free and the psychics were not real. fuck dat that ho and her psychic friends. maybe they her friends should have told her ass she would be going to jail. And i thought marion jones was stupid. what a dumb ho!
Aint no one pon trust she rass
Aint no one pon trust she rass
BEE GEE --- You aint said nothin but a word. Like they say,"You get what you pay for." WORD!!! on that one...They probably aint lost - just fans who will fall in her trap and have something to bitch about. If you already know - Why fall for the trap again? Don't even answer it. Let the dummys do it. We will get the last laugh - FIRST!!! HaHaHa!!! CALL ME (SUCKAS)NOW!!! Shes a trap for trouble. Get out your pocketbooks. Luv all ya peeps. C-Ya!!!
P.S. Last comment by BEE GEE...Priceless!!! One for the history books.....
((((((CRICKETS))))))......ThatBKChick!
((((((CRICKETS))))))......ThatBKChick!
Did she see this come back in her future? I am sure she was even surprised anyone was willing to want her back.
@ 11:32
I'm touchin and agreein!
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