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Friday, November 21, 2008

They Say

Michael Jackson has converted to Islam. Not sure if I believe it, but that's what "they're" saying. And in more M-Jack news, Mike has to hustle his butt over to London to testify in court, because a Bahrainian sheik is claiming Jacko swindled him out of 7 million dollars after promising to write a book, stage a play and record a new record for him. The sheik took Mike in for a year after he beat those molestation charges and apparently Mike promised him the moon in exchange but never fulfilled his agreements. This is old news really but the case is just now coming up. Click here for a catch-up.

33 Comments:

Blogger Caribbean Goddess said...

MJ maybe a muslim and Price is a Jehovah's Witness. Who and what religious belief is next?

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure MJ didn't see the deal with a (butt) kiss?

9:57 AM  
Blogger Peachizz said...

Michael What Now!!!!!!!

10:02 AM  
Blogger Caribbean Goddess said...

BTW, I can not stand when you fellaz get locked up and all of a sudden you are Muslims, 5% Nation of Islam, Christians ect.

As a result of your release, your religious beliefs are flushed down the toilet and you are doing the same shhhh that you were doing before you got locked up.

Every guy that I know always claimed to be a muslim or a Five Percenter while incarcerated. When they get out, forget about it!

Why do you guys do that?

10:04 AM  
Anonymous capital i said...

Im with the many other celebs speaking out. Leave Mike Jack be. Ya'll acting like when one of his jams come on in the car you don't start goovin. Pac had it right.

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Officiallaaly going to HELL!

10:23 AM  
Blogger dalioness said...

He looks like one of those wraiths off Lord of the rings..You know the things that were flying around on those dragons...HA!

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He just wants to cover up so them sheiks he owe money to cant find his ass. Death to smoochie once they do know they dont play that double crossing Bulshit he be on.

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More like 'Mike's muslin', meaning he wears that fabric.

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In that picture he looks more like a sickly Jedi Knight.

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder how molesters are punished in Bahrain?

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Michael is now Muslim, is that him wearing a burkha in that picture?

LOL @ dalioness

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be surprised if we hear about somebody beating Big Mike's ass.

Seems like he's starting to make enemies everywhere he goes, when back in the Day, he used to be friends with everybody...

11:30 AM  
Blogger malika in atlanta said...

poor mike. i love his music and i was jamming to the "history" cd last night, but dude is straight up shady. i wouldn't get into any music deals with him. his aim is to charm people, weasel money out of them and disappear. he's done this shit more than once. hell the people that stayed working at neverland after he left never got their last bit of pay. he seems to be under the illusion that he shouldn't have to pay anyone, that hanging out with HIM is payment enough. damn all of that. like henry says in the movie goodfellaz: "FUCK YOU. PAY ME!"

12:03 PM  
Blogger ELove said...

This pic must be photo-shopped BECAUSE I know this White-Negro ain't STILL wearing that DAMN GLOVE ;-)

12:18 PM  
Blogger Only1Nikki said...

LMAO @11:11 I hope the force is with his pasty look behind.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL @ this story...

The MINUTE I heard it I assumed that the "conversion" is just a tactic MJ is using to defend himself against the sheik.

Won't be surprised if some aspect of Islamic belief discourages lawsuits between "fellow" Muslims in secular courts.

You heard that shit here FIRST.

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't know "white" women (Michael Jackson) can become Muslim...

Dolemite! Have mercy!

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ CG

They have alot of free time on their hands. Why not catch up on some reading....bible, quran

1:12 PM  
Blogger BLUNTBLAZER said...

SHEIK MUST BE HELLA STUDIP ERYONE KNOW MIKE AINT GONNA DO NO SHOWS NO TIME SOON. 7MILL? DAM MUST BE NICE IF YOU GOT IT LIKE THAT

www.myspace.com/thagrindaholic
"THEY FORCIN ME TO SPEND IT FINES AND FEES
PD MAD CAUSE IM GETTIN ALL KINDS OF CHEESE"

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That photo is SO photoshopped! How many mofoing "arms" can one man have?

Dolemite! Have mercy!

1:41 PM  
Blogger Bee Gee said...

Yeh, where in da hell did they get that picture from, lmao. I told ya'll dat nigga is Martian. If you look closely, da shadow on da sand is dat nigga's spaceship hoverin' above.

Maybe it's just me, but seem messed up dat a nigga gotta hop on a plane and go to London just cuz homeboy CLAIMS Mike owes him this and dat.

3:29 PM  
Blogger Caribbean Goddess said...

You are right, 1:12

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can everybody say W.I.E.R.D.O?

4:21 PM  
Anonymous soulwriter said...

Um, can someone please explain to me why in the HELL he isn't getting shaked down worldwide for all of the money he owes all over the place?!? I wouldn't be surprised if he gets his nose chopped off and held for ransom sometime soon, watch. He claims he can't stand his dad, but he sure shanks folks just like Joe---he just does it with a grin on (what's left of) his face. Unreal....

7:27 PM  
Anonymous soulwriter said...

Um, can someone please explain to me why in the HELL he isn't getting shaked down worldwide for all of the money he owes all over the place?!? I wouldn't be surprised if he gets his nose chopped off and held for ransom sometime soon, watch. He claims he can't stand his dad, but he sure shanks folks just like Joe---he just does it with a grin on (what's left of) his face. Unreal....

7:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol. Who remembers DJ Whoo Kid telling those stories about having dinners with Michael Jackson and a sheik?

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

LOL @ this story...

The MINUTE I heard it I assumed that the "conversion" is just a tactic MJ is using to defend himself against the sheik.

Won't be surprised if some aspect of Islamic belief discourages lawsuits between "fellow" Muslims in secular courts.

You heard that shit here FIRST.

I totally agree I know in the Islamic and Jewish faith you don't charge a brother urshry or interest. So that may be another tatic to get out of paying the money. That may have been why he went to Dubai in the first place.

10:22 PM  
Blogger malika in atlanta said...

mj is gonna end up dead if he doesn't quit playing with those people's money. those arabs and jews don't play when it comes to someone owing them some bread. he'll wish his black ass was broke and back in gary when they're done with him. i bet the only people getting paid by him at this point are security. i wouldn't be suprised if there's already a price tag on his head.

11:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^
Mike, the Master Of Disguise will be alright. From Muslim man to white woman and all the variation between.

10:18 AM  
Blogger AltonDarwin said...

Can I just say...

REPENT! REPENT! REPENT! Something about a CHIP! REPENT! REPENT!

I couldn't let this story pass without "whale tail's" standard litany of nonsense.

10:37 AM  
Blogger Hello Kitty said...

I'm so tired of hearing about his shennanigans.

11:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That dumb nigga is not Muslim. He is wearing a burkhaa, which is a garb for WOMEN. Muslim men do not cover up like that.

That is one sick dude. He might get fucked up by the right Muslim for claiming Islam. No gay dudes in Islam.

5:14 PM  

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