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Friday, November 21, 2008

Konnichiwa Bitches

Janet Jackson is preparing for her first concert tour in Japan in six years. She's got four dates scheduled between February 14 and the 22.

38 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess she said the hell w/this tour in the US.

10:35 AM  
Blogger Eric B 4 president said...

Why should I care....

11:06 AM  
Blogger Nikki said...

Yet she canceled the ones in the US? Guess she figures with all them tight eyes they won't see how much of a joke she is.

11:07 AM  
Blogger dalioness said...

Her vertigo is set to make a comeback in 5,4,3,2.....

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How racist of you Nikki. No I am not asian but I'm sure if an asian person said something as racially stereotypical as you did you'd be pissed the F*CK off. NOT COOL!

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, Janet, how's that vertigo going for you?

Just like in the U.S., I can't imagine Japanese people would wanna see her fake ass, either...

11:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch: they gone ask for their yen back. How do you say "whack ass Janet Jackson" in Japanese?

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure, sing to mfers that dont know you cant sing. Take off that kymono and give JD some Poo and some babies. B*tch will sing to anybody so she dont have to get on her real job

11:27 AM  
Blogger Peachizz said...

Yeah at least they will buy tickets there!

11:35 AM  
Blogger Nikki said...

@ Anonymous 11:16 I am not racist dear...I am not certain what world you live in but last time I checked Asians eyes are slanted. Thats a reality not a stereotype.

Further if someone made a comment that I didn't like unlike you I wouldn't care because their opinion doesn't matter to me...

11:37 AM  
Blogger Only1Nikki said...

@ Nikki I am LMAO that is a good one girl. I been saying Janet been washed up like 10 to 15 years ago lol sorry. She should pull a Toni Braxton and perform her tired music in Las Vegas.

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NIKKI, "TIGHT EYES"? really?

11:39 AM  
Blogger Nikki said...

Tight, slanted, small, thin hell it all means the same thing.

Potatoe..Potato...

11:41 AM  
Blogger Vizion said...

LOL @ Nikki...

i love racial humor....

12:00 PM  
Blogger malika in atlanta said...

frankly she should have taken her tail to europe and asia a long time ago. i always said that if i ever became a singer i'd get someone to sponsor me to go to europe and asia to tour. those folks are hard up for entertainment and they love some americans. hell if she's not making bread here, why not make it overseas?

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Janet is being smart. She knows the japanese have a lot of money saved up and will buy those tickets unlike the niggers in The United States who live on credit and social services. Smart move Janet. They will treat you like the legend you are in Japan. Unlike the likes of ASHY NIKKI.

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Janet is being smart. She knows the japanese have a lot of money saved up and will buy those tickets unlike the niggers in The United States who live on credit and social services. Smart move Janet. They will treat you like the legend you are in Japan. Unlike the likes of ASHY NIKKI.

12:17 PM  
Blogger Nikki said...

@ 12:17 Poor thing ..you are a such a sourpuss. Nice try though.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's see Janet feng shui her ass out of this one...

Dolemite! Have mercy!

12:23 PM  
Anonymous shay said...

how long will that last???

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's mounting this quickie tour to try to recoup some of the losses she incurred in the vertigo disaster.

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

janet said every last one of you all can kiss her plastic ass. now take that!

12:47 PM  
Blogger quesha said...

hopefully this tour has no cancellations. i am soooo tired of this woman. her PR ppl should be fired becuz they are not giving her good advice.

12:50 PM  
Blogger its me snitches! said...

私はあなたから底をたたく

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She will probably sale out over there....unlike what she was doing here.

Could be a good move.

If she gets through the tour without a cancellation, we'll know she was full of ish!!

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be talkin bout my mama Snitches!

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shouldn't she be off somewhere getting pregnant now that her U.S tour is over?

2:09 PM  
Blogger its me snitches! said...

@1:52

lol

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She'll probably make more money from a handful of concerts in Japan than she would from an entire U.S. tour. America's economy is in the tank. She does not have time for broke Americans with houses in foreclosure, no job, and no bus fare to get to her concerts. "It's the economy, stupid!"

(just joking)

2:43 PM  
Blogger Bee Gee said...

Ooh, let a nigga cancel Black History Month and get mah plane tickets to Tokyo right now!

I would call her a sellout, but I just don't give enough of a shit about her has-been ass to even bother.

Real talk, weird shit like this from da Jacksons shouldn't surprise anybody, ever.

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe janet will wait a little bit longer before she come out with her next album. she need to build up demand first. i love janet but im sorry that last cd was wack as fuck. I mean who did she get to produce it? a retarded, deaf first grader with down syndrome? It was terrible. She will probaly sell out in japan cuz they think she's michael. and saying that people with tight eyes is not racist, i just smoked a blunt and my eyes tight

5:26 PM  
Blogger Caribbean Goddess said...

That is her "Penny" facial expression right there.

6:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That might be Penny's facial expression, but that sure isn't Penny's nose. Janet's little nose belongs on cute, little Penny, and little Penny's big ass nose belongs on big, grown ass Janet.

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yall know that Japan is in the beginning of a recession as well? It hit as soon as our automakers were going hat in hand to washington. They have suspended making cars for a moment to see will happan (Japan). goggle it. It is getting hard all over.

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:10
no, i think that the country that's smaller than us and every other car purchased over here is made there (japan) toyota and honda...yeah, not to mention electronics...um...i think they have more income for frivolities, you know wants, instead of needs...janet is being a great business woman...if she's not making enough money here or just breaking even, it makes sense to go where you will sell out!
i am not mad at her...that ho respects the game...if the tricks are not bitin' move to another corner!

11:07 PM  
Anonymous Pimpossible (The Thoroughist) said...

Wow, why all the hate for my gull Janet? Last I checked she was still a legend in the game who opened the doors for a lot of young black females doing it now. But I don't know... the pimp's been on the cohnah fah a minute. What'd I miss?

5:33 AM  
Blogger Hello Kitty said...

she'll do fine. good luck Jan!

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Japan they've got acupuncture and herbal remedies to cure that vertigo ish.

11:24 AM  

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