She's Not Pregnant. She Has Vertigo
While the rumors surrounding Janet Jackson's mystery illness run the gambit from pregnancy to exhaustion to poor ticket sales, according to Janet's brother Randy, the reason behind Jan cancelling those concerts is because she's suffering from the equilibrium disorder vertigo. "Janet is doing okay, she suffers from vertigo," Randy recently revealed. Janet's camp, however, has yet to release a statement.
posted by That Bitch! at 9:58 AM
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And by "vertigo" you mean truly awful wig.
Gotta tell J.D. to stop sticking his little dick in her ear.
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Webster's defines vertigo as "the sudden realization that one's career has turned to shit."
Vertigo, Smertigo. Hows about overweight Hoe.
who, who, who the FUCK did her make-up/hair in this pic?
Ok so she has vertigo, menopause and she's knocked up!!Damn JJ go put yoiur feet up or something...IS that LaToya in that pic???
Yall stop hating on Janet and be nice. Suppose it were you that were sick. I pray for her healing.
OMG...Janet looks TOOOOOO much like LaToya in this pic!
I'm scurrred...somebody hold me!!
LOLOLOLOLOL
she jus not poppin anymore it aint got shit to do wit a disease!
Wow people still pay that much to see him? He is washed up Chris Brown has showed up n showed out on him>
Oh well, looks like another Jackson bites the dust.
And that "LaToya Collection" wig is not helping Janet's case any.
I truly believe she has not been the same since Tittygate. That put her over the edge, but good.
Course she had a head-start in that department.
Right now ol Joe Jackson is somewhere sayin,' "that's right, when I fuck up a family, IT STAYS FUCKED."
Micheal has vitaligo...Janet has vertigo...(somebody come up with a punch line for this PLEASE!!) LOLOLOLOL!
...oh yeah @ Bronx & Cheydee...could ya'll please not make me laff so loud @ work? ty!!
jeez, the jacksons are full of excuses. they must have a medical dictionary around to explain things everytime one of them fucks up, goes to court, or does a shitty album.
Looking down at JD is what is giving her vertigo.
@ sweet_arsenic
Michael / vitaligo
Janet / vertigo
JD / vertically challenged
@sweet_arsenic
Girl I was thinking the same thing, the older Janet gets she looks just like Latoya(chop faced ass)
bet if she was still on top her game she would get off a death bed to break dance
ROFLLLLLLLLLL @ anon 11:47.
peachizz...yanno! Thats who I thunk this was @ first. LAWD.
@ Malika, lol you are so right they ALWAYS got an excuse/diagnosis, it could never just be "he/she just didnt wanna turn up.WHAT?!"
another jackson lie.
the only time I ever felt bad for JJ ws when she told Larry King her brothers called her sh*T like Pig, Donk and all kinds of horrible fat names, She coulda shut Micheal straight down with a multitude of sh*t he is.
who knows what's really wrong with janet, i really doubt they will tell the truth. i still say she pregnant and rebe going to raise this one to
Bad wig or vertigo..
I'll still knock the bottom out of Janet. She is still hotter than most women.. And i will work her like a neck bone!
I love dem thick girls
peace....
Ahmm ahmm. I hear you Randy, right right.
How does one breathe through such tiny triangular nostrils?
Yea Janet can get my kids right na. But on another note, look at this shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLYC7ltxOrk
Start this shit at :43. Hahaha.
Well, even though she ain't sick, canceling concerts will cost her big money. And we know she is an emotional eater when times are tough.
Which means no bucket of chicken within a 12 mile radius of Janet is safe. LOL!!!!!
she looks like latoya in that picture...these jackson sure are the first black family ive ever heard of with all these motherfucking problems other black people dnt suffer from!
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I feel her pain. I have vertigo too and had to cancel all of my concerts that go down in the shower, as well. Safety first. Getting dizzy, falling, hitting my head on the shower doors and drowning has never been sexy.
Oh know, I hope she doesn't have a really case of it. Some people who have it rally bad can't stand up
st8 because of dizzyness .
1:36 PM-every time I look at her nose, I think the same thing.
compared to the rest of the jacksons, janet turned out really well.
She's dizzy because she can't get enough oxygen through that little ass nose.
get back on your grind, janet! i do not need to be paying for jermajesty an'nem's food stamps and wic cards!
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@cheydee- You gotta man who be posting round these parts?
blaze said:She's dizzy because she can't get enough oxygen through that little ass nose
*DEAD*
MAYBE THAS WHY JOJO PASSED OUT ON STAGE WIT KCI A MONTH AGO.
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KEEPIN YA TRUNK SLAPPIN
Chic, thats my "son" I adopted him when he found out I was "old enuff to be yo mama child"* haha I introduced him to the blog last night. He is now a fan! woop woop.
* by the way that was a slight joke, Im older than him but not THAT much older Im only 25, hes 17/18 lol
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Oh okay. I was like, people talking about elove and daloiness, dont' they see cheydee got a lil something something going on here.
To Anon 10:55am: I've asked you guys to be more responsible with your snaps...U know some of us open this blog up at work!!! I shot coffee through my nose and ALL UP AND THRU THE COMPUTER LAB, DAMMIT!
I thought this was LaToya,2.
Vertigo is a euphemism for "ovaries have gone bad". But seriously, Janet--take care of yourself.
tittygate killed her career. What a shame, she is really talented and has a lot to offer. I don't see her out lasting Whitney. Whitney can be shelved for years, after a little warm-up she is back to making $$$$$large.
VERTIGO ? --Her azz is too old to be doing
all that damn Pop-locking-head-jerking dances on stage.
hang the Coat up.
A lot of ya'll need to stop with the "agism". Wait until your silly asses turn 40. I bet you'll shut the hell up then!
^^I for one havent said anything about her age, but come on, when Im 40, God help me if Im dancing on tv/on stage parading around in funky sometimes revealing clothes, with hair that look like I just got an electric shock.. But then I have kids who I dont wanna be embarassing anyways.
Seriously, Janet should settle down, have kids, write or book or become a chat show host or something, and enjoy life now, not try and emulate her former self. Its not gonna work with or without Jimmy.
you women better pray that you have a body and a face like janet when you turn 40. i see 20 y.0. women look like the 45.stop the hating.
Word!
Janet has a body that is better than some 20year olds..
If janet was mine..I would part her like the red sea!!
Peace....
I JUST EXPERIENCED this myself and it is NO JOKE. Imagine lying down, closing your eyes and feeling like your on a roller coaster, than you open your eyes and the room is spinning. This was gong on for a minute until i finally went to emergency and they ran a battery of tests, of course they all came back negative. I still don't know what caused this. I'm thinking maybe its hormonal.
^^^take it easy babe. sorry to hear that
She needs accupuncture and a good chinese medicine doctor. Some of yall some HATERZ!!! Hope yo Azz don't get sick and people LaFF at yo azz-Daggggg
She needs accupuncture and a good chinese medicine doctor. Some of yall some HATERZ!!! Hope yo Azz don't get sick and people LaFF at yo azz-Daggggg
4:31 PM- sometimes a type of bug can go into your ear and cause this diease.
VERTIGO....good name for her next cd on my space records...
You guys are killing it today with the funny comments!
@ 142
LOL, Im feeling whoodini in them short shorts, he got some sexy legs, and ya boy with the white jacket and leather pants got some smoothh moves lol
Vertigo = Big Titties? Judging by that pic Janet has a serious case of vertigo.
Anyway, more weird shit from da Jacksons.
tell it Anonymous, these haters better pray they look good @42, sh** these broads onhere i'm sure look like they have a hard life after squeezing out 1.5 puppies & letting their shape go!!
Get well JJ Vertigo is not to be f***ed with!!
Both Janet and Halle Berry look great for their ages and Iman is just a goddess. I really hope to maintain as well as Iman when I am her age.
I like Janet and all, but as time has gone on she seems to be more baby and sex kitten like as oppose to really performing and singing. Granteshe has a paper thin voice but we actually heard her voice back when Rhythm Nation was out. I know she has it within her. Hopefully, before she retires she will do it again.
God Bless, I hope she has a smooth full recovery
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