Rhymes With Snitch: Superhead 2.0



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Monday, July 07, 2008

Superhead 2.0

Alanna Wyatt, self proclaimed groupie, and one of Mos Def's wives, [yes plural, Mos likes to get married without getting divorced first] talks about her new tell-all and some of the famous ballers she tricked with. Oh and she wants to get with Lil Wayne next. Classy.
Word to Icedotcom for the link!

44 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hate slow news days....

10:13 AM  
Anonymous CutiePie said...

uuhhhh, another yuck yuck!

10:14 AM  
Blogger That Bitch! said...

Anonymous said...
i hate slow news days....

10:13 AM
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Me too.

10:22 AM  
Blogger BronxStateOfMind said...

LOL

Bump this bitch, she's not news.

RWS & Everyone
If you haven't seen Be Kind & Rewind

I dont know how Mos Def's lives his life or whatever, but he's a pretty good actor.

GO SEE IT; its a funny and an original movie. By that i mean the idea for the movie is not some already done idea and just reworked and tweaked.

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because of the "knowledge" of the ballers, she sounds like a one woman 'Baller Alert'.

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's help this pole trick out


In other news Venus takes Wimbledon.... Good, love a positive sister doing her own thing, making money and not layed with her legs open ready to tell all!

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snooze!

10:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ bronx... you're the first person I've seen say they liked it. I rented it but haven't watched it yet, totally agree on Mos' acting skills (which is why I rented it). I was suprised (for all of 5 seconds) when I realised for all the conscious talk mos is like most when it comes to the ladies ;).

11:03 AM  
Anonymous KBoogie said...

Be Kind Rewind is hilarious. We saw it in the theatres.

Whatever for this trick.

11:21 AM  
Blogger CAMISHA said...

It was a very cute movie... It had the chick from raising victor vargas, which is another of my favs...

Yea... I don't get it, I guess mos is most conscious when it comes to political and social issues, but when it comes to buddy, he's just another nigga... smh.. I'd love a piece of that, too..

I heard he was with some Middle Eastern Princess now... that was earlier this year, who knows what's happened since then.

11:55 AM  
Blogger CAMISHA said...

hey! i just realized I'm listening to "black on both sides" while i'm reading this garbage... which is a classic btw..

12:00 PM  
Blogger BLUNTBLAZER said...

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12:02 PM  
Anonymous Mena said...

After seeing what type of woman Mos Def selects to marry, I am no longer a fan. Talking all that positive shit and taking up with half white hoes. Nice! What a fucking loser.

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was looking forward to seeing that movie in the theater, but I didn't know when it came out. There were no previews here or anything. Next thing I know, I am seeing that it is coming out on dvd. That movie looks hilarious. Can't wait to see it.

1:22 PM  
Blogger Caribbean Goddess said...

I refuse to sit here and listen to 36 minutes and 44 seconds of bull shit! Who in the hell cares?

Your 15 minutes has been rejected!

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Called out AJ (Antawn Jamison) and Jermaine O'Neal as well; some "guilt trip" she's on. Seems like she's following the Superhead business plan...

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all u men with a weakness for strippers and hos watch out you may be this skank's next victim she calling you lil wayne ......

3:26 PM  
Blogger halile said...

self esteem doesnt care how good u look

3:33 PM  
Blogger Chic Noir said...

I know that some of those entertainers have STDs. It's almost impossible for them to not have them, since many of them sleep around so much.

I love Pharrel but if he asked, keeping it real, I would be to afraid too.

Health is wealth.

3:51 PM  
Blogger Chic Noir said...

self esteem doesnt care how good u look

3:33 PM


Cosign. Some of the best looking women have self-esteem and man problems. Look at Christy Brinkley(tp).

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, I really love Mos Def. I got to kick with him and Talib Kweli when they came out to the Bay Area a few years back. I used to think that Mos was so smart and "Mos Def" is one of the illest lyricist of all time, and actor. I did not know acting was his first love before rhyming.


I had mad girl friends trying to get with him and Talib Kweli, all of them are professionals, lawyers, doctors, screenplay writers etc.......What pains me is that this intellectual fine brother married this stupid azz trifling hoe, and is now getting bamboolzed by her Superhead game.....All done by a shameless hoe who only finished 7th grade....At least the last time I checked Superhead finished high school....SMDH!

5:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she contradicted herself so much i don't even think she knows!!

6:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What pains me is that this intellectual fine brother married this stupid azz trifling hoe"

I just finished doing my laundry and dishes, and all that shit I hate, when I read this comment above.

Dig, sometimes a brotha needs some fundamental shit done on a daily basis. The doctor, lawyer super conscious brainiac chic don't bust suds and wash your draws like her life depeneded on it! If you lucky, she might wash while you dry, or some kinda egalitarian modern shit that todays empowered women have the right to demand.

But that's my broke Negroe's story. I'm sure Mos ain't worried about his laundry or dishes. He's probably only worried about Lil Mos. I mean, I imagine the man is VERY DRIVEN and BUSY, and probably couldn't satisfy the RELATIONSHIP demands of today's more enlightened and demanding woman.

So, to keep Lil Mos in check, he opts for a more fundamental, less demanding, easier to manage piece.

The kind of woman that takes dick to jaw with the quickness without a whole lot of conversation and shit. I mean, enlightened super brainiac conscious women have interesting lives of their own and if you are in a relationship with one, SHE'S GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT HER INTERESTING DAY!!

All that talkin gets in the way of suckin her man's dick! All that other shit she got goin on destracts from he ability to deal with the fundamentals...

I think my load is dry.

Any thoughts?


Profit Jay

7:50 PM  
Blogger The Second Sixty-Eight said...

What? Y'all mad because his ain't the dick ya suckin' on?

I mean damn. If you ain't taking care of my "needs" why give a shit about who is?

8:03 PM  
Anonymous nykya said...

...She gave a whole PSA about drugs and what its done to her family, but then she hollaing for Mr. Sizzurp himself, Wayne Carter???? Shit always tells on ya when it starts to stank. Good Luck with yo "self-help" book.

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mena said...
After seeing what type of woman Mos Def selects to marry, I am no longer a fan. Talking all that positive shit and taking up with half white hoes. Nice! What a fucking loser.

12:58 PM

I2I

halile said...
self esteem doesnt care how good u look
Chic Noir I take a different stance, some these dudes have to have low self esteem to get with women and give they money away. I read on Crunk that she didn't finish 7th grade. Some funny crunter said "you mean to tell me this ho has a cute rolled up diploma with a little red string and that's all she can show for her school years (elementary at that). That negro and some of these others need to come up on their selection game.

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Chick is a bigger loser than superhead. She hasnt even hit every star that she wanted to before writing a book. I guess her skills are not up to par, she cant manage to keep the bills paid by throwin her "alley cat" I.E. worn out puss around. She had to cut her apprenticship short, she gettin low on cash and those tender d!c#ks aint paying like the thought they would.

Superhead must be her idol because she is competing with her. Dont superhead and lil wayne knock boots?? But Im sure that she will get the chance to hit lil wayne because he a dope fiend and on top of that wayne looks and thinks like a martian

And she talking about Mos like he some type of Super Herb. She making him sound like a trick.

Mos Def, man just cut this hoe loose, re-up and charge it to the game. This B!tc# has played herself dont let her play you too.

And to the publishing companies that promote these hookers and their memoires. you all need to be shut down. And to the people that keep buying this crap you need to reevaluate your lives. This s#!t is poison.

10:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:50 You young because the thing you expounded on was your dick, however I can understand how you want a woman who cooks and cleans and takes care of your house.
Looking globally China and India is about to run shit and it seems as I look around blacks are dumbing themselves down. Them other groups do not take kindaly to the "darker lazy" race so I suggest that we all need to come up.

10:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

boring (except for about 30:30 to about 31:10. lol).

10:23 PM  
Anonymous Wild Safari said...

^what?

anyway...I am so tired of these fuck and tell books. Damn! Who the hell wants to brag about doing Weezy? That's like getting with a drunk baboon.

10:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when are Jermaine O'Neal and Antwon Jamison HUGE NBA Atletes? I mean they're alright, not superstars. And Shaq is a TRICK, for real. Dude has been in EVERY vixen book,payin these ho's...and then she goes on to say "well i wish him luck, because he wants to get back with his wife" NOT AFTER THIS ho!
I like how she kept saying her babydaddy name over and over, like he's someone relevant lol. and then the part about the X5 I was ROTFL. What a complete joke! Then at the end she goes on to say, the NFL player has her heart.. and in the same breath she solicits her pu**y to Lil F*ing Wayne!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

11:27 PM  
Anonymous Vizion said...

I hate dumbass whores... i mean, they were fun when i was younger- but now i jus wanna punchem in the face; stab they brain with they nosebone.. (sorry, been bumpen the Infamous all day)


"...in the credits of life, we all stars, we all groupies; we all scarred, we all loosely- connected to one another for reasons you can neva explain..."

1:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In other news Matthew Mc had a boy

6:56 AM  
Anonymous If you can't be bothered to hear about my day, I can't be bothered to duck your sick, said...

Profit Jay you have a point, but on the same hand, that might explain why so many successful women are single and or gay.

Can't even be bothered to listen for a minute but want blow jobs on tap. And FYI, if you want to get that blow job with less chatter about my day, how about meeting me at the door on your knees for a change? fair exchange ain't no robbery.

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A FUCKIN MEN 9:02!! That mofo Profit Jay is a clown who is very immature!

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn judging by the irrelevant to this story - postings this bitch might as well greeze her legs back up and hit that pezole! forget the book sweetheart straight to the garbage. MFers wont even waste their time driving to the bookstore to read it for free! Thee end.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well the female was created to be the males help mate. So help a nigga and eat a d!ck!......... Just playin'. But there are some woman who feel that if a man eats pus he ain't a man. He's suppose to get his junk sucked and that's it. My lil bro new two who felt that way, there 20yrs.... maybe it's their age? But you got to love'em

1:10 PM  
Blogger Chic Noir said...

1:10pm bring them up my way so I can slap those dumb broads. They need to not mess this up for everyone else.

11:27 PM-Shaq pays cause he is a gentleman. Some men like to pay cause they like to feel that they are taking care of a woman.

6:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^^^Shaq pays because he wants them hoes to keep their fukcing mouths shut.

12:38 AM  
Anonymous what?when?where? said...

i see she's moved up. haven't seen this chick in a bit. her baby daddy was a rapper, i think he's still nelly furtado's hypeman.

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Shaq pays cause his penis is tiny and who wants that big sweaty ass negro on them humping with no penis. He would have to pay me not to laugh...

4:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyways...

Yea, mos def is a good actor. I would love to see more of him and Common in more movies.

11:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saukertes is not even anything crazy. I see him in scarborough town centre all the time.......And to that loser talking about he wants a dumb chick because he doesn't have to hear about her day....you're retarded, and you will continue to be surrounded by little girl minded women that you cannot build with. I am responsible, respectable, progressive and at the same time the laundry gets done and my husband is never left wanting. A real woman can do it all.

11:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know this chick but here is the $100 dollar question I have for everyone who is making this hooker popular just by talking about her:

If Alana was legally married to Mos.....why did she only settle for $115,000.00? Seeing that she is so desperate for money right now that she writes a book which mostly embarrasses herself namely publicly disclosing her 7th grade education and the fact she was a stripper at 15.......if she was his legal wife she could have gotten a million at least.

People Mos was already married when he married her, he thought that a marriage in Canada would be legal because Canada is another country.....(wondering if Mos also has a 7th grade education) He paid that tramp off to avoid being charged for bigamy. Take it from me....I know this bitch personally.

Also anyone interviewing her please bear in mind she is addicted to pain pills (perks), extasy and cocaine so not much of what comes out of her mouth is credible or sensible. Stop giving this hooker publicity...its pathetic!

3:59 PM  

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