Rhymes With Snitch: Dennis Goes To Rehab



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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Dennis Goes To Rehab

Yeah so, last week Dennis Rodman got arrested for jumping on his girlfriend and this week he's going to rehab. His spokesperson said, "Yes, Dennis checked into an outpatient rehab center in Fort Lauderdale. His life has not been going smoothly for the last few months since his divorce. He has not been able to see his kids. And he has been drinking too much."

27 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's wearing too much lipstick.

8:28 AM  
Anonymous LADII A[[ANONYMOUS]] said...

HERE YO GO WITH THIS F U C K I N G CELEB DATING CLUB BS.
YOU HAVE NO LIFE!

8:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rehab .. Good next stop hell!

9:03 AM  
Blogger Don said...

rehab aint gon' help dude.

9:07 AM  
Blogger Wry Beauty said...

He looks like a damn parrot in that picture. Sad...men aren't men anymore these days.

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was plain to see that he needed help.

Yes, he needs some make-up lessons.

10:10 AM  
Blogger BronxStateOfMind said...

Stop The Bitch Azzness

10:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he is so sad. he is clearly a man who doesn not like himself.

10:32 AM  
Blogger K@LiENTe said...

HE HAS KIDS???? when did that happen??? poor babies:(

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wry beauty...you are so right. Dennis Rodman in rehab Man, never saw that comin'.(insert side eye)

11:33 AM  
Blogger p m said...

Sometimes it is obvious that certain celebs just want to live a rebellious life.

I hate it when these people go through rehab just to sway the publics opinion.

Does anyone really think that Rodman's gonna change a damn thing?

And if he wasn't totally crazy, would we still know his name? Still be talking about him??

12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:26A

A parrot - tiger hybrid! SMH. LOL.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks like he's ready to join the circus to me wit his clown ass!!!!!!

3:22 PM  
Blogger CHIC NOIR said...

I am surprised he has not run out of money yet. This dude is washed up.

5:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ chic noir'I am surprised he has not run out of money yet. This dude is washed up.'

He has several businesses in the OC area (where he also lives).

Seems like he's always getting divorced AND not allowed to see his kids. Remember his TV biopic?

Wonder why he keeps getting married. *Gives side eye*

5:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dennis Rodman...I don't know...I,I just don't know...(sigh)

5:47 PM  
OpenID jhazzaisworld said...

Well, shyd..., how many years did dat take for him to realize that he/she/it needed therapy? Bout time!

5:50 PM  
Blogger halile said...

he probably scare his kids if he looks like that........

5:53 PM  
Anonymous babydoll said...

lol i....

fuck it man.i aint got shit 2 say

11:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, woman, animal hybrid, he forgot the alien look. You can say drugs all you want but he wants to look like a fool. And anybody is a jackass to mess with him(wink-wink white women).

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sista's won't go for a man who wears more make-up than they do.
Especially if he looks better.

LOL

3:22 PM  
Anonymous kimmikimkim said...

He should just go all the way and get the surgery...

5:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looking at him makes my teeth itch!

7:38 PM  
Blogger CHIC NOIR said...

5:42 PM

What type of bussinesses does he have.

9:11 PM  
Anonymous juicy mcbooty said...

This muthafucka got kids?

6:50 PM  
Anonymous kitten_kaboodles said...

^^^^ I didn't know that either. Damn, I'd hate to be one if HIS kids. What an freakin' embarrassment.

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So all those years when Dennis played ball and he would grab Shaqs balls we now know it was on purpose and he enjoyed it...lol

1:12 PM  

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