Thursday, March 06, 2008
About Me
This is not a fan site. If you came here looking for cute pictures of celebrities posting up at parties sipping champagne, you might want to keep it moving. What you'll read here is the stuff found written on bathroom walls. Which celeb got arrested, who has what STD, who posed naked and who stuck whose baby mama. Like it? Leave a comment, we'll celebrate. Hate it? Let me know so I can roast your ass.



63 Comments:
Ah fuck. Kelly's lost to the Hollywood scene now.
First the nose job, then the teeth, now the boobs...and who knows what else.
What ever hapened to flaunting your NATURAL beauty?
SMH.
I wish I coulda gave Kelly some of these au natural 50DDs that I have. She'd be welcomed to them!
But she still looks great. I've always considered her the better SINGER out of Destiny's Child. Too bad people let Beyaki hog the spotlight.
But DAMN! she got a banging body in the first pic. Lord hammercy, how I wish for my younger days...
She's beautiful, y'all. Don't hate.
(P.S. I know it's been 13 years, and I've come to accept that I can't blame the baby anymore...LOL!)
KELLY WAS BORN BLACK AND BEAUTIFUL ANYTHING SHE DOES ONLY ENHANCES HER NATURAL BORN BEAUTY............STOP HATING ON DARK SKIN BLACK WOMEN IF YOU CHECK YOUR GENES ITS PLENTY BLACK WOMEN BLACKER THAN KELLY THAT MADE YOU WHAT YOU ARE TODAY............
WOW..Kelly looks like the for real black version of that flash dance girl,pretty though.
Now if she just gets some Lola Luv / Kim K. type butt implants I'll buy her LP (and calender).
Ignorance:
Boobies are always good. Chocolate boobies are wonderful. Chocolate covered boobies...AMAZING.
Sensible:
As long as she doesn't look like a surgical titty freak and they are not pushed all the way underneath her armpits then hey its all on her. Sure an all natural woman is just as sexy as a nice thick girl, but its her life. Doesn't make her any less beautiful to me. She just has more to play with; artificial or not.
Its her body; let her do with it as she wishes. She's the one thats going to have to face the consequences
I knew that she breast implants and but injections. Breast implants feel hard and I am not a fan of them. I love nataural breast. From a woman's perspective.
As long as she doesn't look like a surgical titty freak --
BRONX, YOU STUPID.
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wow. she's so pretty.
Big titties will not make your album sell any more than when you were flat, Kelly.
^^Exactly. Hollywood got her. Made her feel self-conscience about her skittle nipples
i am not feeling the whole under the knife biz! thats emergency last resort kind of crap! it doesnt pay in the long run! ASK DONDA WEST!
even though i will admit she needed it. she should have settled for the best push-up bra she could find!
@11:18
It didnt pay for Dr. West cuz her old ass was trying to upgrade when her body wasnt up to keeping her ass alive with the stress of surgery. Even when she was warned that she should get healthy before she did anything.
The person you should be referencing is that rich lady they call "the cat lady" who looks like she's the cousin to the predator with her hard ass face.
SHE SOLD MORE RECORDS B4 SHE GOT UM
GO FIGURE
IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT
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NUTHIN BUT KNOCK
@ Anon 9:13
50DD!?!?! Can a nigga get a picture of that?....Im sayin...uh...yeah...50DD...pic please...
I LIKE BOOBS!!!
I am a 42DD, but you are 500DD, damn!
I dont know what the fuss is about. She hasn't gone overboard with her surgery. She still looks like the same Kelly to me, just a little bit less boyish on top.
If she'd gone hollyweird or did it to promote her album, then she'd have gone way bigger. Super artifical. She hasnt. So obviously, it was a personal choice, something she was unhappy with.
Not a man. Not the public.
She looks adorable. Still natural looking.
But damn if she wanted some boobs, im in Texas too, all she had to do was ask. I'd have given her some of these 44dd's.
These bitches are heavy. Im too short for this mess.
A 50DD ain't no bigger than a 32DD... only means the bitch is fat. Get a grip people.
damn and i thought i had some big boobs with my 36DDs...yal mofos got some huge shit, or just some wide backs...damn...i use to complain about mine, but best believe i won't anymore!
geez i can imagine some of the scars on yalls shoulders ,carrying around those midgets, anyway, someone called kelly a flat chested hoe and she ran and got boobs...who payed for them, one of those football players she claims shes not fycking......
@ 2:34 don't hate I'm a 44DD and I don't have a big stomach or a big back!!!!!!!
I heard she wanted her clothes to fit better (whatever). It looks good, she didn't go over-board and they look natural on her small frame. I just hope she don't go tweekin' anything else.
9:28...nobody was saying ANYTHING about this chicks skin color in a negative way... stop bring up the skin issue...obviously, YOU have a problem with it.
Stupid that she got new boobs. I thought she said, "Sex is overrated," and that's why Roy Williams ain't with her ass anymore. Isn't that a contradiction? You want new boobs to look sexy but you don't like sex. Hmmmm.
Any female saying, "Sex is overrated," is just ASKING for no dates much less a man in her life unless he's sexless too. Ewwwww!
I'm with ANON 1:43!!
Damn ya'll females gonna start throwing around the size of your titties, might as well put ur money where ur bra is and prove it :)
LMFAO @ 11:08. Real talk!!!
It's so funny because, if this were Beyonce... it'd be news. But it's Kelly. Do we really care? No. You bought some tits, you're still single playing 3-rd wheel, your shit is flopping and the most attention you've got in the past year and some change is from being on that tv choir show and you were the FIRST to go.
::sighs:: Tell whatever story you need to remain relevant Kelly.
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^^^ Yep, that's exactly what they're doing. Who gives a f*ck. I can step with the best of them but dayummm isn't there more to ya'll than titty size? Geeeeeeeeez!
Stupid that she got new boobs. I thought she said, "Sex is overrated," and that's why Roy Williams ain't with her ass anymore. Isn't that a contradiction? You want new boobs to look sexy but you don't like sex. Hmmmm.
Any female saying, "Sex is overrated," is just ASKING for no dates much less a man in her life unless he's sexless too. Ewwwww!
LMFAO0o00o @ 2:34. Very true!
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I'm not a fan of plastic surgery myself. It always seems like people come out looking worse. But between her nose and boob job, if I ever do get plastic surgery, I want her doctor because he does an amazing job. She has one of the best nose jobs I've ever seen.
So now the horseface Kelly got a lil bigger boobs. Good for her
who can blame her? there's nothing there...she had a little girl's chest. don't hate.
anon 234 must not have any titties! a 50DD is a whole helluva lot bigger than a damn 32. you don't know what the hell you're talking about!
I'm usually against implants b/c they look fake and feel hard but hers look good. She looks better. She looks natural. Like Bronx said, she'll have to deal with the consequences of that silicone/saline when it leaks, not me.
Sigh.. yall know she gonna upside that twinpeaks in a year or two. i'm bored with kelly. she is becoming so irrelevent in the industry. for those who think she can sing.. oh lawd have mercy you need hearing aid.
kelly go sit ur fake azz down.
in a latest pic she looks luke she's bleaching her skin as well.
i like the before pic. when you have big giant tities, you have to always show your cleavich so people can see that you fat. My girlfriend was a size 9 and had tities that touched her knees, without a bra. they were huge. SHe hated it because she didn't look like in alot of clothes.
............STOP HATING ON DARK SKIN BLACK WOMEN IF YOU CHECK YOUR GENES ITS PLENTY BLACK WOMEN BLACKER THAN KELLY THAT MADE YOU WHAT YOU ARE TODAY............
9:28 AM
Who the hell said anything about skin color? Get a life!
All y'all black bitches is hating on Kelly, saying she this and she that. Fact remains Miss Bitch is gorgeous, with that gorgeous body, either with or without a boob job. I can't hate; I wish I was half as beautiful as she is, and y'all do too. Y'all stank hoes probably need some tips on womanhood from Kelly - that's why y'all hating. I can't stand black hoes sitting up loud talking, rapping about another black woman. Bitch, look in the mirror and quit hating. I bet Kelly can wipe her ass on hundred dollar bills on her million dollar porcelain toilet, in her million dollar mansion, and ya'll broke mofos can't do shit but wipe your asses on your finger tips. Hater losers.
Whoever said a woman needed a man to get along in life? If I had half the money Kelly has, I wouldn't be worried about a mofoing man either 'cause niggas come and go, and they so cheap now, I'd fuck a nigga then give him 2 or 3 dollars to get the fuck on somewhere.
The fact remains hater bitches that Kelly is gorgeous, she has a nice personality, she's rich, she's paid, and some women get breast augmentations/reductions for health reasons and because they want to have a fuller looking body to look good in their clothes. So, all you deformed, flat ass, high-waisted, bald headed eagle, roach face, big belly, big/little titty bitches can bite Kelly's ass because I'm sure she loses no sleep over none of you hoes and no other mofos.
This is from the bitch with the 50DDs. And you hoes can bite my ass, too. And suck my toes, and kiss my ass, and lick my feet, and every goddamn thing else. Hater bitches AND hater niggas. And if it's some niggas sitting up talking about Kelly and hating on her, then y'all must be gay 'cause no straight man in his right mind would sit up and low rate and dismiss that beautiful black woman.
Fuck off, y'all aint shit.
Amen 10:17. I am straight man, and when I look at Kelly, all I can say is: she is definitely banging. I like her body and I love her skin color. Dark-skinned women turn me on and Kelly def does it for me. I wish I could get with her. I'd consider myself very lucky to even be in the presence of that beautiful woman.
Black people are a strange lot. They'll hate on this beautiful Kelly woman, but that fake ass Janet Jackson with her fake ass nose, chin, breasts, cheeks, eyes, ass, singing, dancing gets all the props.
I don't understand Black people... Somebody help me out.
@HUSTLEHER...
Are you Jay-Z? You sound like you might be Jigga trying to defend Beyonce....
I want the old Kelly back. When will women learn that men, black men especially, don't care about boobs? We care about nipples, but not boobs. I want the old Kelly back now. Dummy.
Oh this is the comment Im looking for
10:28... def not defending Bey... she irks my nerve. Dont know where that came from... but def not.
She looks much better before surgery. Women with "A & B Cups" are the sexiest creatures walking earth!
Bottom line always boils down to Kelly Who - cares???
what gets me is this only really gives a fuck is you stupid motherfuckers that think kelly gives a shit. How the hell else was someone going to pay her some damn attention. She did it for attention, just because she black as hell i can't talk about her. if we didn't talk about her she would have been gone along time ago. people trip me out with this hating shit. kelly can't deal with then go sit her beyonce wannabe ass down somewhere, they all a bunch of attention whores. lets just all stop talking about kelly rowland. i'm interested to see where she'll end up.
anon 11:17 a.m. is really a female who wears an 'A' cup.
Signed,
36D
Off topic, but BRONX: You sound like a breast man—which is great, cause my wife has the most beautiful pair you'd ever want to see.
So how about you fuck her while I take care of your business from behind?
You wanna come be the meat in our sandwich?
Don't mean to be all public about this, but damn boy—you're looking muy caliente in your pic.
@ anon 1:58
LOL!! Sounds about right!
lil titty mofo's have to say things to make them feel better about resembling guys...buts its all good. I love everyone...maybe they have big asses instead...
@ anon 1:58 pm (36D) and
@ anon 8:04 pm
It's anon 11:17 am
LOL! Y'all are funny but I'm a straight up (Black) dude living in southern California. Big boobies do not serve a purpose. Most of them are fake or saggie down to the honey's belly button and most have horrendous stretch marks and deformed nipples. They also just get in the way and when you lift them up, they have that foul smelling creamy "titty cheese" underneath them. I do like big booties though!
Dang 9:34 titty cheese!!! Dude what chicks you been bangin!?!? LOL
Well we all know that Kelly didn't go to the same surgeon as Janet, because at least Kelly still looks normal and beautiful, not all jacked up like Janet.....and Viv and Lil Kim for that matter.
it wasnt outrageous. A good look for her actually but she looks more like a C cup. Whatever makes you happy, as long as you don't do a Michael J or a lil Kim
It's a shame because she looked so good without da plastic chest. But hollywood bitches will do what hollywood bitches do when they feel inferior to lead singers with actual music careers and perfectly thick bodies.
9:34 this is 8:04 speaking
LOL..LMAO!! REALLY?? what the hell man? that shit is not normal...you need to report that stuff to the authorities...sounds like you messin with some beast instead of women...LoL...now on the contrary, i do know some women with big asses with stretch marks on em, and a stinch...more than likely comin from that hole we call an exit..LoL..but its all good bro, whatever puts a smile on your face :-)
@ 9:37 LOL! Yeah, niggas talk about big asses and butts like that shit is cute... I have neither big titties nor a big out of shape ass, and I've often wondered how must women with big asses stink. They must stink; they have to stink. You know that big meat and shit gets funky and sweaty and shitty in there. And hoes DO NOT wash their asses. It's a proven fact, but that's another story. But niggas like smelling and fucking funky asses tho. Go figure.
I'm glad somebody told the truth about big butts and you sure did.
Kelly is still gorgeous and the rest of them are some haters. They said the Black woman is the most hated and feared woman in the world... And all these hater bitches in here are proving it.
WTF? TITTY CHEESE? DOES BUTT CHEESE EXIST TOO?
They don't make her look worse. They don't make her look better either. A total waste of both time and money.
kelly is trying to look like eva longoria!
2:12 PM
STOP HATING, EXCEPT WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE. YOU MUST BE THE BIGGER HATER ON WOMEN OUT THERE.
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