Sunday, November 04, 2007

Help Gary Coleman Buy Some Lotion


Gary Coleman is auctioning off a signed Game Cube on EBay. Bidding starts at $160.00. Click here to put in your bid.

85 comments:

Anonymous said...

So sad. Man how times change.

Anonymous said...

I think it has something to do with his lifelong kidney problems.

Anonymous said...

Can't Arnold just call Willis? What about Mr. Drummond?

You mean to tell me in all that pile of junk I see behind him, he can't find a bottle of Avon lotion?

Whateva....
Just be careful of what you say about him.... I heard he cracks Rum bottles over the head of hoes who cross him.

And in case no one else does it.... What chu talkin bout Willis?

Anonymous said...

How much can I get for my Different Strokes lunch pail? It's autographed by Todd Bridges, Dana Plato, and Charlotte Rae. And it even has the original thermos it came with.

I'm taking starting bids at $3.99, a pack of Pixie sticks, a Pez dispenser, and a pack of banana Now-Laters.
Do I have any takers?

Anonymous said...

Damn, Ashy Larry...?

Anonymous said...

^^You mean Ashy Gary,lol

Anonymous said...

Vaseline/petroleum jelly is still cheap and works as effectively as the most expensive ash buster.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Anon 2:15.... You forgot about cocoa butta.

Anonymous said...

And I know that ain't my plaid slip cover he got on his chair.

Don't think I didn't peep that....... Cuz I did. You ain't slick Gary.

Anonymous said...

This is truly sad because he made hundreds of thousands of dollars from Different Strokes but his mother & father spent it all.

All that time on that show and he ends up working as a security guard. His mother and father should really be ashamed.

Jemtastic said...

^^^They should be ashamed but are they? I can't believe a man as old as Gary (and as dark) would ignore using lotion. Moisturizing his situation would be a good first step in the right direction for Mr. Coleman. I mean, damn! Looking at him is really making me sad. I hope things get better for him.

halile said...

LEAVE HIM ALONE AT LEAST WE KNOW THAT HE WASHED HIS ASS, THATS BETTER THAN SOME PEOPLE WE SEE......

1. JIM JONES
2. LIL WEEZY
3. AMY CARACKHOUSE
4. FOXY DO DO BROWN

BronxStateOfMind said...

A 9 to 5 aint cutting it aint it Gary? No one would even buy a Game Cube even if it was NEW still in the box.

Rubbing ur dick until you look like a powdered covered chocolate donut aint a good look for you.

Give it a rest dude; either do porn or bow out and get a trade school certificate.

Anonymous said...

I am not wishing bad on him but maybe he has a disease, because I can't imagine why anyone would want a CD signed by him if they knew his hands looked like that. Maybe proceed are going to the I need some lotion cause.

Anonymous said...

It is his kidney failur that is causeing the skin issue. His skin might be so sensitive that lotion irrates and causes more problems.

This man has had to take dialysis since his infancy. I feel totally sorry for him. The parents and the money thing only just sad.

Anonymous said...

@5:50, I think you are right, hence, I actually stopped laughing, and really found some common sense in what ur saying...that is sad!--BKChix

Anonymous said...

While I acknowledge some will regard me as an elitist ass, I have to point out this is why education is essential. A college degree (or skilled trade)bringing in 45 K plus a year would support him. This situation is beyond sad because it was totally avoidable.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know where his "friend" Deon is now?

Anonymous said...

I miss WTFever

Anonymous said...

No he needs Palmer's coco butter or shea butter!

Anonymous said...

Did WTFever go someplace?

Wry Beauty said...

Please Lord, let that be dust from signing these old ass gaming systems...just...please, for the sake of my sanity.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but I don't think lotion is gonna cut now. He needs a large can of Crisco.

clnmike said...

God Damm you people are cold blooded.

Anonymous said...

Poor little thing.

Anonymous said...

I feel sad for you heartless, ruthless asses on this blog. Gary has been sick all of his life and I am sure many of you idiots know this However, he's trying his best to keep his life together. I agree, his mother and father should be ashamed of themselves for using him the way they did, and they should be made to pay every bill he has. None of us know how much pain this Man may be experiencing at this time, and all you smirks can do is laugh at his skin? Well, I hope all who's got jokes, they never have a unhealthy baby. Believe me! Whatever You Sow, That You Will Reap! So if you don't have a way to help the situation, go somewhere and get yourselves some more stupid juice. Gary's human too! and I know if he should read this, there's no telling what could happen! I did not realize how stupid and distasteful people in this country really are!

Anonymous said...

Potential "celebrity" spokesman for "Vaseline Emergency Intensive Care Lotion with Moisture-Beads?"

Anonymous said...

He looks like he crawled out a toilet.

Anonymous said...

At 6:45
I think a daily job is out the question because he always needs to be close to his machine.

When he was a child actor they had the dialysis machine on the set. That is why he always looked young. If you look at his nails and his arm you can see the toll it is taking on his body.

I had a friend who was fit as a fiddle 2yrs ago died last year from kidney failure. I spoke with him in april dead in the hospital in september.

Anonymous said...

I was going to say it looks like something medical. I don't know if it's the kidney failure, excema or what, but it looks like something he can't combat with lotion. Doesn't he have diabetes too? I'm not sure. He looks really sad & depressed and my heart goes out to him.

6:45, I hear what you're saying about a skilled trade or education, but I don't know if this would've saved a child star like Gary Coleman. Some were able to go to school and get on with their regular lives (Dee from What's Happening is a physician now) but it's often hard on these kids to just live regular lives, especially if they were as popular as Gary Coleman. Also, he still looks the same as others may have "grown up" and became undetectable if they've been out of the business for a while. That's like Michael Jackson going out and getting a job after 1999.

I just have a lot of empathy for this little guy.

Anonymous said...

it looks like some one took a picture of him minding his damn business in the privacy of his own home. Stop fronting like some of you not ashy as hell. leave the man alone, he did alot more then most people did. i'm not going to put this black man down, he did try and he still trying. He just had some bad luck thanks to his parents. He don't do drugs, he not in and out of detox, he didn't make kids that he doesn't want.
I wish gary lots of sucess.

Anonymous said...

HE posted that picture to sell that game cube on ebay. looking like he been boxing a bag of flower

Anonymous said...

He always looks mad miserable. Bet his attitude has alot to do with how unsuccessful he has become. Yeah his parents messed him over when he was a kid look how long he been an adult. Lotion up and move on Gary hell you still doing better than kimberly

Anonymous said...

^ if yyou didn't grow and had a host of health issues you'd be miserable too!

Anonymous said...

SEE I HATE WHEN PEOPLE COME ON HERE DISSIN SOMEBODY....LIKE AIN'T NAN-ONE-OF-YA'LL BEEN RELATED TO ASHY LARRY...PLEASE GET REAL...SHIT I WALKED AROUND ALL DAY YESTERDAY WITH ASHY ASS LEGS....SO WHAT WHO GIVES A FUCK AN WHY THE HELL YOU LOOKIN-FO ANYWAYS....GIVE ME A BREAK...AT LEAST YOU KNOW WATER HIT THE MAN, WHICH IS MORE THAN YOU CAN SAY FOR SOME OF YOU FRONTIN MOFO'S ON HERE.....

Anonymous said...

He has a kidney disease, hence the condition of his skin. Kinda sad =(

Anonymous said...

On the real, I wish he had someone that cared about him that could have encouraged him to go to school and get a trade. I'm guessing some reality show or something would have paid him enough to bang out a degree in something. But the man is unfortunately extremely bitter and angry. I don't think he can give up the life he thinks he SHOULD have.

Wry Beauty said...

I love how all the people who defend the celebs in the pictures always post as anonymous. It brightens my day.

jazzyphile said...

I just checked the ebay auction. No bids.

Anonymous said...

WTF! Who plays game cube with 360 and PS3 on the market?!

Jazzy said...

He literally looks like he was playing in flour!

Anonymous said...

No comment. He is sick

Anonymous said...

Karma is a bitch huh? it was all good just 20 yrs ago lmao

Anonymous said...

Anonymous @3:37 AM said: "I did not realize how stupid and distasteful people in this country really are!"

...You should come to this Blog more often, then--Someone could be looking (Damn near) perfect, lotioned and all, but someone will STILL find the smallest thing wrong with them, and run with that.

It's like High School all over again.

Anonymous said...

This lil broke nigga didn't pay his water bill so when he turns on shower just dust cums out.

Anonymous said...

This will be Baby from Cash Money in 10 yrs or so who else but him would buy 100 cars & spend 500k on a platinum grill?

Anonymous said...

EXCEMA BITCHES EXCEMA!!!! DAMN YOU HATERS ARE SOME DUMB ASS BASTARDS!

Anonymous said...

We come on here and roast people because it's fun dammit! Read RWS's inscription. If the site ain't for you then get the fuck out! Gary Coleman got a school lunchbox outta me and I watched his silly ass reality show so if I wanna call him Ashy Gary then I consider that even.

Anonymous said...

Damn I gave my 6 year old my gamecube I don't want that old sh*t no more!!!! Times must be hard!!

Nico aka WTFever said...

Mayne, this shit is so pitiful I dont even know if I should feel sorry for the nigga or bust out laughing. I mean is he for real with the hella ashy..lookin like he shoved his hands up the Abominable Snowmans ass! He aint got nobody to tell him he cant leave the house looking like that?

Anonymous said...

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW Leave Willis's brother alone!!

Anonymous said...

LMFAO @heading!!!
You are too damn funny!!!

But you guys dont know his situation, maybe he was making a pizza from scratch or playing in the sandbox. Im just saying don't judge so soon

Nico aka WTFever said...

Oh btw, I was MIA for a quick minute and no a nigga wasn't locked up and catching cases like That Bitch (even though I may have warrants in one county upstate and 2 counties in Jersey.)lol... Anyway I miss blogging with yall though especially yall sassy ladies (and you know some yall prolly fine as all hell.)

And Bx I see you son!

And oh yeah, if anybody happen to run into That Bitch let her know that I like when that shit is nice and trimmed before I go down on it. Tell her I don't fuck with no shrubbery so please shave her shit before she invite me over! Tell her if she take the pannies off and a chia-pet roll out, its a wrap!

Anonymous said...

cin mike said 11:14pm...please don't use God's name that way, but people on here are cold-blooded...
anon 3:37am and tell the truth said...12:00pm, reality and life has not settled in on some of the folks on these blogs...they ain't got nothing to do....
the sweetness said at 12:46pm...what the hell???..lunchbox...so that's grounds for a tongue-lashing from you....I would hate to see what would happen if a MF stole something substantial from you....SMDH!!!!

Anonymous said...

I f you don't like reading comments that others make about celebs,then just read the damn post and keep it moving,NOBODY PUT A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND FORCED YOU TO READ THE COMMENTS!!! Then you want to get on here and post a comment like you are all high and mighty,GTFOH with that mess.Next time do those of us with a sense of humor that come here for entertainment a favor and don't click on the comments.Just keep it MOVIN!!

Anonymous said...

Oh and by the way,HE IS ASHY AS ALL HELL,I GOT $5 ON A BOTTLE OF JERGENS FOR HIM,ANYBODY ELSE WANT IN? I got a cousin that goes to dialysis and he can still use lotion on his skin.So I sure Gary can put a dab on his to take some of the ash off.

Anonymous said...

Falls dead at the comment you walked around with ashy legs all day yesterday. Aight!? It's a whole bunch of ashy mfs sitting in their drawers talking shit about other folks. Too damn funny.

Anonymous said...

I've asked a hundred times it people here would stop using the "N" word and it's doesn't matter what form you use "nigga" etc. Dog said it and people are pissed off. Maybe we should take a long hard look in the mirror.

Change starts at home.

Anonymous said...

denver native...

stay there.


now--about gary. i've been going back and forth, feeling justified and sorry for this lil' mufuka.

but here's the thing:

he has been a celebrity for years SINCE different strokes.

he coulda saved some of his dough.

if for no other reason than this picture.

and ya'll act like sick = look ashen without hope for moisture.

even sick people can moisturize.


AND TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE READING A BLOG THAT TOUTS THE SLOGAN, "NEWS FROM THE BATHROOM WALL"

--STOP--hating--on--peoples--comments--did--you--read--the--byline?


or have you EVER read a bathroom wall?


dang.

Anonymous said...

And oh yeah, if anybody happen to run into That Bitch let her know that I like when that shit is nice and trimmed before I go down on it. Tell her I don't fuck with no shrubbery so please shave her shit before she invite me over! Tell her if she take the pannies off and a chia-pet roll out, its a wrap!

^^

see thats why shes MY gf.

because she can keep it trimmed or let it grow.

ain't no shame in a workin for the jewel.

and SHO ain't no shame to see it shine.

(see, b!tch, my gf--either way its all good...eitha WAY)

and stop tryna steal my gf.
fo' you get a rainbow punch.

Nico aka WTFever said...

@Denver Native...ho shut da fuck up!

..and to Bitch's so-called Grilfriend, always tryna rush in to save her from this good dick here. Looka here, I'll fuck da stuffing out bof yall! But I bet you prolly the ugly one in the relationship! Wont matter to me though you could still get it face down ass up that way all your drool falls on the pillow.

Anonymous said...

@ the sweetness:

It's common fucking knowledge that the intent of the site is to 'roast' celebrities (Especially when some of them, like Superhead and Lil' Wayne, deserve the shit), but my original point was that sometimes it goes a little too far.

Duh?

Now calm the fuck down and have a Cigarette or something--The world didn't end because someone didn't agree with you.

Anonymous said...

i honestly think this was a "HEP-HEP-ME-PLEEZ" attempt from Gary wit that Greazy ass Crust all over him. That was intentional...look at him pose for the camera.

Send money please.

Anonymous said...

if you closely you can tell something is wrong with his hands, it's not just ashy. the nails look discolored. I hope everyting works out for him though, it must be tuff knowing the only reason your broke is because of your parents. I think i would have an attitude to.

Nico aka WTFever said...

Dude hands look like he just gave Supahead a Pap smear!

Anonymous said...

I remember seeing Gary live at a taping of the "John Davidson Show (seems like a hundred years ago), back in the day.

The theme was "Child Stars," and Joey Lawrence (from that show with Nell Carter, RIP) was the other guest for the segment.

The thing I remember most clearly is how obnoxious Gary was. He was trying to convince Davidson and the audience that "he got ANYTHING he asked for."

You know what? I believed every word he said. But I also recall thinking that Gary was in for a rough ride later on, and looking at how life has turned out for him, that seems to be an understatement.

The thing is, as I understand it, he was never expected to live very long. That's how compromised his health is. He was adopted as an infant by a working class couple in Zion, Ill. They were so overjoyed with him that naturally he was spoiled rotten; and THAT was before he ever got on TV.

Looking back, I realize now that Gary must have been considerably older than he appeared to be on the Davidson show.

Suffice it to say, he's got a lot of issues to deal with. And "Small Man's Complex" may be the least of them. Now he's obviously struggling. He tried to work a "normal" job as a security guard at the Del Amo Mall, but that ended in disaster when some rude "fan" got in his face; Gary ended up with criminal charges being filed against him.

More recently, he was involved in an argument with a female friend that resulted in more police trouble. (Note to Gary: GET THE FUCK OUT OF UTAH, IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY). Now he's just trying to make a living.

I didn't mean to write a book, and though I've never met him, I do sympathize with him.

(By the way, I think his parents got a raw deal with the whole money issue. Gary ended up spending tens of thousands of dollars in lawyers' fees suing them for money they no longer had: the percentage of his earnings they kept for themselves, and were entitled to spend, under California law.)

You've seen that Geico commercial with the "Cabbage Patch Kid" all grown up/no longer cute and having a hard time?

They could have called that "The Gary Coleman Story."

Anonymous said...

@ 5:50, A VOICE OF REASON IN THE WILDERNESS. Makes since.

Anonymous said...

ya'll leave gary alone!

Anonymous said...

CRACK IS WHACK

Anonymous said...

cocoa butter? vaseline? don't nobody want no greasy ass game cube.

Anonymous said...

This is for you "lawdhavemercy said..." Kiss my ass, bitch...Fuck you and take a slow boat to
China with a bunch of hungry pitbulls...
Now, you feel comfortable now...bitch-ass..since this is a board to roast a MF....ho ass pussy-lip bitch....you like talking about a MF...retarded ass bitch...

Anonymous said...

^^^^wow I'm really insulted by some anonymous,wanna be internet thug,HOE SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.I brush silly bitches like you off my shoulder because you are irrelevant.The nex time you get a little courage in you and want to write some more bullshit,think twice and get a life bitch! LMAO at dumb bitches trying to act like they big and bad behind a keyboard and staying anonymoue.

Anonymous said...

What is all the ruckus about? This is about Gary's little mean ass needing lotion. Nobody's talked about him this much since he bitch slapped somebody. Its' not that serious.

Anonymous said...

What is all the ruckus about? This is about Gary's little mean ass needing lotion. Nobody's talked about him this much since he bitch slapped somebody. Its' not that serious.

Anonymous said...

damn, i be ready to type a post, but then i start reading bitch, HOE, slut and its like i forgot what i was going to say. some these blogs need to be removed.

EricaMichele77 said...

OMG your comments are all so funny. I feel bad because I wrote on Global Grind (http://www.globalgrind.com) that the Gooch should beat Arnold's a$$. But now that I realize I was ignorant--I feel bad.

Anonymous said...

I have the world wide web tatted on my bicep - yeah its in pen.

Anonymous said...

Dang! He still didn't get some lotion?I'll check back in 3 more days. LOL!

Anonymous said...

TOO FUNNY! JUST CAUSE HE IS SICK DOESNT MEAN HE CANT USE LOTION

Anonymous said...

leave dis lil nigga alone he prob was frying fish or cooking up a brick

Anonymous said...

Like Dave Chapelle said" Thats DOO DOO babbbby!!!"

Anonymous said...

You all can kiss is black ashy ass. Gary is making dough!....really powdery dough. But thats not the point damnit...

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Maybe he was baking cookies for a bake sale or something???

Anonymous said...

I feel bad even attempting to say something funny about this.

Anonymous said...

All you "leave poor Gary alone" need to log your hypocritical asses the fuck off this blog and go feed the homeless or go feed crack babies or some other humanitarian deed. It's a gossip blog, so folks is gossiping. You so holy, what you doing here in the first damn place?!

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