Rhymes With Snitch: Don't Shake Hands With Suge



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Friday, September 21, 2007

Don't Shake Hands With Suge

Complex magazine says this picture was taken shortly after they caught Suge Knight “butt fingering” a girl in this lima green limo last year. The photog claims two girls were on all fours on the limo floor with one going down on the other while Suge did the dirty deed. If you look closely, you can see one chick with no panties on pulling down her skirt.

106 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do I gotta be first under a stinky doo doo finger topic?

9:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many people haven't fingered a butt?

9:28 AM  
Blogger Virgo74 said...

Oh my!!

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you fingered a butt I will make sure that I NEVER eat at your house!

9:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then you probably shouldn't eat at my house either!
LMAO...

Damali

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then you probably shouldn't eat at my house either!
LMAO...

Damali

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there's going to be 50 messages about fingering a butt. lol
I never fingered a butt.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there's going to be 50 messages about fingering a butt. lol
I never fingered a butt.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I aint eating at nobodys house knowing that they like butt finger someone. It's just a personal thing. I'll fast on that day.

9:49 AM  
Blogger BronxStateOfMind said...

Wrong hole to play the stink finger game Suge.

That prison shit aint cute.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wtf!!!!!!

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how does the camera no which hole he had his finger in. lol...

10:34 AM  
Blogger jae9598 said...

ouch! jailhouse tendencies indeed!

10:39 AM  
Blogger Opinionated Diva said...

Why was the window open? Musta been mighty stinky in there.

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Brother has FOUR women in the car with him, and the only thing on his mind.....The Only thing that concerns him....Is that he has an opportunity to sticks his finger in the woman rectum......


smh

10:59 AM  
Anonymous sunnyd76 said...

Maybe he was just getting it ready to stick something else in there.

11:05 AM  
Blogger Lana said...

o lawd suge need to sit his nasty ass down somewhere

11:09 AM  
Anonymous straight from the peanut gallery said...

The fuck,whats up with that nasty shit?LMBAO! it must smell like SHIT up in there,and god knows what else.

11:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Morning all.

Yeah, that's my concern too. The windows are nob doubt tinted, so that must mean they had the windows open. And I find that hard to believe. Yes, it does look like someone is pulling down their skirt, but still...could of been something else going on. I don't know, don't know if I quite believe this one.

11:13 AM  
Blogger ambboogie said...

why is he still on this earth? I mean really?

and why is he still news?

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The question to ask is this:

Why in the world would a MAN be fascinated with a WOMAN'S Behind, when there is a perfectly good VAGINA Staring him RIGHT in the face.

The Behind is a EXIT.
The Behind is NOT an Entrance !!!!

That's why there an odor back there !!!

The Odor coming from a person's behind is to WARN you that YOU shouldn't be fooling around back there....

Understand ???

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suge riding in a Limo that smells like Chitlin juice.

11:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought he gave his life to Christ..He mustve meant Crystal!!

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this made my stomach turn! if you MUST...do that with your partner behind close doors! why are you in the car touching random chics feces! and why are the ramdom chic so damn desperate and nasty they would let Suge do this? i know if he ever tried to get at me i would cuss him out and send him on his way! aint nothing sexy about SUGE MARION KNIGHT!!!

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The picture is too small its really hard to see anything but teh skin tone lookds like a white girl

11:56 AM  
Anonymous WTFever said...

I have no love for Suge...but gotdammit I done fingered a few asses in my time so I cant knock the nigga for going pinky deep in some chicks ass.

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NEVA STUCK MY FINGER IN THA CHOCOLATE BROWNIE BUT I BET U HE HAD A HELL OFA NIGHT


CHECK THA NEW GHETTO SLAP
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12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"This Brother has FOUR women in the car with him, and the only thing on his mind.....The Only thing that concerns him....Is that he has an opportunity to sticks his finger in the woman rectum......"




And you obviously believe that was the only thing Suge did that night with those women? SMH

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The question to ask is this:

Why in the world would a MAN be fascinated with a WOMAN'S Behind, when there is a perfectly good VAGINA Staring him RIGHT in the face.

The Behind is a EXIT.
The Behind is NOT an Entrance !!!!

That's why there an odor back there !!!

The Odor coming from a person's behind is to WARN you that YOU shouldn't be fooling around back there....

Understand ???

11:30 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^LMBAO!!!!!




I WONDER IF HE SMELLED HIS FINGER AFTERWARDS?!!?

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I fingered a lot of women. Nothing wrong with that.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe that's why your fingernails are now discolored.

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:26 PM

Nah, my fingernails look fine. Nothing wrong with finger a woman. a lot of women like that.

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ladies, If you find your man trying to finger your behind RUN !!!

It's only a matter of time before he will try to stick something ELSE up your behinds....
AND
It's only a matter of time before he expect you to stick something in HIS behind...

1:48 PM  
Anonymous sunnyd76 said...

What's with all the fear of anal play? I swear almost every man/woman I've been with have at least put there finger in it. I never realized it was thought of as that taboo. Sh*t, it feels good.

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL some of these women act like they never told their man to put the finger "up in it".

2:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one should be having anal sex.

The anal opening is made tight so no fecal material will leave the body until the need to have a bowel movement. Sex using that opening reduces its strength and the body can no longer retain the fecal material as it was designed to do.

Yes, I know this is done. What I'm saying is that it is not a good health practice. Wearing diapers is not a fun thing for any adult.

2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those Thighs look familiar - OMG! Mom! Is that you!?! I'm gon' tell Daddy.

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:48 PM

LMAO

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In a way I understand(finger in the poop-chute. When you have gotten tons of poontang over the years, sex becomes over-rated. Don't get me wrong. I aint neva gonna switch teams or start screwing sheep but after a while the whole dick in the pussy gets mundane.

Damn! I guess the whole "Two in the pink and one in the stink" aint reach the majority of the blac community yet.

3:47 PM  
Blogger BronxStateOfMind said...

he poked out her brown eye; how the hell is she gonna see when she goes through the bathroom???

DAMN YOU SUGE!!!!!!!!!!!

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Picture in your Mind a Man looking at a woman, and the first thing that enters into the man's mind is "Boy, I sure would like to stick my finger in her butt"


That's Weird, Nasty & perverted.
smh

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know tons of sistas who luvs' to take it up the Hershey Highway - For some reason, it drives crazy. I personally think it's unsafe but if it floats her boat, then who are we as dudes to deny the babes the pleasures of sticking our banana in their fruitbasket...Afterall, it's the Lords' work that we do.

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are many women white Latin black asian who love ish like that just like there are many women who love anal sex. It's not like we (men) ask to do it...Nah it's the women who want us to do it. It's a turn on for tons of women.

4:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hershey Highway
Poop Chute
Mud on the Helmet

Feel Free To Add!

4:38 PM  
Anonymous sunnyd76 said...

Damn! I guess the whole "Two in the pink and one in the stink" aint reach the majority of the blac community yet.

LMAO. That's what I was thinking.

4:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Famous Quote from Pimp C

"It’s no gay-bashing with me. It’s just, be proud of what you are, instead of hidin’ in the closet. And if ya fu*k boys in the ass, then don’t be tryna fu*k with the girls, too, poisoning the pu*sy population wit’ ya shitty ol’ dirty-ass di*k".

4:47 PM  
Anonymous WTFever said...

I dont know about the rest of the dudes on here but I get all up in some ass knot if the chick is with it...fuck it I bask in my freakiness!! lol...

4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why a person would want to stick his nice clean penis up a man or a woman dirty anal cavity, where fecal (waste) material is exported from is beyond me.....

Why a man would be bored with a woman's vagina is beyond me....

Why I'm trying to figure out people who enjoy anal sex is beyond me (and a waste of time).

4:50 PM  
Anonymous WTFever said...

^^its not a matter of being bored its being adventurous...If I'm really feeling a chick her entire body is my playground..aint nothin to it!

4:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pimp C is obsessed with all this gay talking. He always talks about gays. I wouldn't be surprised if he's gay.

4:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anal sex feels good. U oughta try it sometimes.

4:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I dont know about the rest of the dudes on here but I get all up in some ass knot if the chick is with it...fuck it I bask in my freakiness!! lol.."



Of course. I do the same thing and so do most men.

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Famous Quote from Pimp C

"It’s no gay-bashing with me. It’s just, be proud of what you are, instead of hidin’ in the closet. And if ya fu*k boys in the ass, then don’t be tryna fu*k with the girls, too, poisoning the pu*sy population wit’ ya shitty ol’ dirty-ass di*k".

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suge should do a porno movie and call it "BOOTY, BOOTY, BANG, BANG!"
He can cast Kim Kardashian, Kim Porter, Mya, Lil Kim et al. My God! It could be CRAPTACULAR!

5:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For me personally having a woman beg to be f'ed in the a$$ is a big turn on. I mean I cannot picture taking a shit and having a female present to see or smell but the fact that a woman bends over and expects you to stick it in the dirtiest smelliest place is her giving you all the power and then some. Imagine seeing the same woman in some board meeting or on some stage and you smile knowing that she loves it in the booty and you were the one to do it.

5:12 PM  
Anonymous WTFever said...

^^LOL...this nigga on some other shit! Due on some booty power trip! (-:


But on the real B you need to let your chicks wash they ass before you get up in it. Ass aint got to be dirty when you hittn it! Step ya game up playa...leave them dirty booty bitches alone!

5:18 PM  
Anonymous WTFever said...

I meant to say "dude"...

A yo, we need some sort of edit or delete button on this muthafucka. I'm tired of having to double post to explain a fuckin typo...

5:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To me, anal anything is just unappealing.

5:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on my Sistas, my African Queens. Step ya butt-fucking game up. A few Sistas just getting into anal sex while dem white girls already done move on to A.T.M.

For those unaware that means Ass To Mouth. They let you poke 'em in the Shit Pipe and immediately suck ya dick.

5:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just don't do anal with a drunk girl.

Ever had beer/alcohol and some White Castles? Remember what came out yo ass late that night or early next morning? Remember the smell?

Poking a inebriated chick in the booty is like a plumber snaking a clogged up drain and then all that nasty brown liquidy shit come gushing out.

Trust me on dis I learned the hard way. Thinkning about it just made me puke a lil' in my mouth.

God I love this site!!!

5:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A.T.M.!?! It's no wonder E-COLI hasn't been runnin' rampant in the hoochie community. What happen to the good ol' days when a dude could just roll on top of the babe and hump for a couple of minutes, roll off, drive-heave himself to sleep while the babe fakes it, but accepts her fate simply becuz she's happy that she gots a breadwinner in the house. Now we gotta' do all this Ghetto-Kama Sutra non-sense. Things done gon' down hill since women discovered that they had a G-Spot.

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anal Sex is dirty & Disgusting.

Why would anyone want to stick their Penis up another person's behind is crazy to me....

6:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the main prob for me is this: you spent money to rent a nice limo with JET BLACK tints....and you roll them down?? retarded twit.

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn, listening to the comments on here has got me to believing 1 of 2 things...either I'm white or I'm the freak that they say I am.

No e-mails or phone calls please.

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reading the posts, and it hit me, something is a little preculiar about fingering the bitches ass, I mean dry and all or did he use vaseline. But that is messy, the cunt has it own juice.

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:12pm it sounds like you like degrading and debasing women. you should come with a warning and not just because you like anal sex but because of the psychology behind why you like it.

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:30 that's another reason why Polow the Dumb can have those white hoes

7:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm one of the freakiest freaks you're gonna find but I don't do anal anything: fingering, intercourse, tossing salads, ATM, nothing. That's a sure road to hemmorhoids, parasites, fecal-oral infections, and hell.

7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most people do NOT engage in anal play and for good reason. Those of you who think everyone else is doing it are kidding yourselves to make yourselves feel better about your deviant behavior.

7:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This just in - Posting anal related comments leads to Hemmorhoids - Film at 11.

8:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, some of you must be pretty boring in bed. You don't have to like the "deed" but being self-righetous about it and bashing those that do it? Doesn't make sense.
Most of you are saying anal sex is nasty. Your opinion.
Many women/men feel the same about oral sex. Their opinion.
Some say anal sex is dirty.
Did you know that your MOUTH is the dirtiest part of your mouth. So does that mean you shouldn't kiss anyone?
The rest of y'all are just plain childish. Makes me wonder if the peeps on here are signed in from the library, while on their lunch break from school.
If its with the one you love or you're married, as all sex should be I think. Don't know it until you try it. Might be surprised.

10:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I'll pass on experimenting on the bootyhole!!

11:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smells like Ass in here!

11:51 PM  
Anonymous melissa said...

Wow 10:54 defending anal sex? Yes, the mouth is the dirtiest place on your body but that's what toothbrushes are for. What you got that's gone clean out a stinky smelly ass? The anus is not for sex that's why it doesn't have any natural lubrication and vaginas do. Like another poster said do it often enough and you'll end up in diapers or having surgery to get tight again.

Some people like it, more power to them but that ain't my bag.

12:00 AM  
Anonymous Dr. Gropen Fiel said...

Gee melissa, I guess a romantic dinner at Sizzler's followed by giving you nice Hot-Buttered Enema is out of the question, huh?

2:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daaamn. Considering the stench of Suge's breath and fingers, no wonder they had the windows open.

2:41 AM  
Anonymous CutiePie said...

Yuk. Yall some nasty mofo's but now a days that's a compliment. Yall wear nasty and gutter freaky as a badge of honor. Not on my high horse, just an observation.

5:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shiiiit

9:47 AM  
Anonymous King of Cali said...

I just wanna say....who the fuck cares? Dude has been in and out of jail. Just imagine who's ass he was plungin in there. Thats some jail house shit!

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's okay Calm down everybody....... maybe he let them poke him in the ass also LOL

12:29 PM  
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3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, unless you taking a shit, there shouldn't be an odor coming from your behind. I've had my butt fingered while having sex. Feels weird not bad..

8:52 PM  
Anonymous The Sweetness said...

^^^^Unless you're taking a shit, you're trying to tell me your ass doesn't stink now and again? Next thing you'll tell me that your farts smell like roses.

9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hershey Highway
Poop Chute
Mud on the Helmet
Pootie Bootie lol

feel free to add

10:10 PM  
Anonymous melissa said...

Dr. Gropen Fiel said...
Gee melissa, I guess a romantic dinner at Sizzler's followed by giving you nice Hot-Buttered Enema is out of the question, huh?
-----------------------------------
LOL

In the words of the great Whitney Houston...Hell to da naw.


(maybe in 50 yrs. when shits all falling down and loose we'll see)

2:29 AM  
Anonymous Dr. Gropen Fiel said...

To The Fair Melisa:

It's a date! 2057 I'll approach you with a long-stem rose a reservation at Sizzlers followed by a wild night of unbridled passion and instead of butter, we'll use Velveeta becuz ain't nuthin' too good fo' my future BOO!

6:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ the sweetness

Please go somewhere with that ol' shit don't stank comment. So typical. I know my shit stinks HOWEVER when I pull my pants down to use the bathroom, I'm not appalled by the way my ass smells. My ass doesn't just stink. You got me wondering about your hygiene habits, do you bathe/shower at least twice a day? If not, you might need to get on that QUICK

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This post is so funny !!

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suge should endore the Butter Finger candy. Fuck Bart Simpson, we want SUGE'A MOMI!

9:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that's literally raising a stink!!

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Suge fingers that white in the limo. Maybe there will be a sextape out soon.

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Suge fingers that white chich in the limo. Maybe there will be a sextape out soon.

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:16 I guess you don't notice the smell of your ass because your breath smells from talking so much shit. You know damn well your nasty ass ain't bathing twice a damn day. You probably don't even bathe once every TWO days and don't wear drawers neither. Skidmarks right on your pants from your loose booty, nasty MOFO.

11:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ 11:24, don't impose your filthy habits on me. Don't be upset that I can afford soap and water. Its pointless to argue with someone of your caliber over my personal hygiene as you will never meet me. However, I find it repulsive that ya'll are claiming your ass stinks, just because...that's absurd. Like I said when I pull my pants down, I don't cringe at the smell of my ass. Anyone who does (YOU and the bitterness) has some serious bodily function/hygiene issues. YOU ARE DISMISSED

11:40 PM  
Anonymous YallGotSomeNastyAsses said...

I agree with 11:40, ass just don't stink unless you shittin or haven't washed in days. Whats wrong wit yall?

12:36 AM  
Anonymous the sweetness said...

Okay is Suge fingerin ass or assholes? I thought we were talking about assholes here. Yall can't tell me if someone is fingerin yall assholes it don't smell shitty when the finger comes out. What the hell yall think is up there? Shit stank--get over it!

4:57 AM  
Anonymous WantmesomeLuda said...

These comments are FUNNY! I really don't see what ya'll are arguing over.

@ "the sweetness" you're the one who said ass in your first post. Have you ever had your butt fingered? Have you ever fingered someone else's butt? Unless they JUST took a dump and didn't wipe or are about to take one then your finger doesn't smell like shit. You sound extremely immature, maybe you should do some research before talking about this. Everyone remember "ignorance is contagious."

10:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is fingering her p***y. All of a sudden, I have a urge for a seafood platter.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suge smells like weed and rectum.

10:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ladies, please stop acting like you do not indulge in freaky sex. Some of you ladies are the type to say that, "I do not suck d**k or do anal sex." Behind close doors, you can deep throat an anaconda and your a** is so loose that I can fit my whole body through it. Let's keep it real. This pic is really not a big deal.

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just loves da booga suga

10:31 AM  
Blogger Seattle Slim said...

A.T.M.!?! It's no wonder E-COLI hasn't been runnin' rampant in the hoochie community. What happen to the good ol' days when a dude could just roll on top of the babe and hump for a couple of minutes, roll off, drive-heave himself to sleep while the babe fakes it, but accepts her fate simply becuz she's happy that she gots a breadwinner in the house. Now we gotta' do all this Ghetto-Kama Sutra non-sense. Things done gon' down hill since women discovered that they had a G-Spot.

5:43 PM

=======================
*DESTROYED*

1:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seattle Slim

uh, i don't get it. Destroyed?

Please explain. Your humor has gone over my head. Not being flippant, just curious.

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why in the world would a MAN be fascinated with a WOMAN'S Behind, when there is a perfectly good VAGINA Staring him RIGHT in the face.

The Behind is a EXIT.
The Behind is NOT an Entrance !!!!

That's why there an odor back there !!!

The Odor coming from a person's behind is to WARN you that YOU shouldn't be fooling around back there....

Understand ???

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Why in the world would a MAN be fascinated with a WOMAN'S Behind, when there is a perfectly good VAGINA Staring him RIGHT in the face.

The Behind is a EXIT.
The Behind is NOT an Entrance !!!!"

This part I agree with, the rest of it is questionable TRASH

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stank ass fingers. I bet he got doo doo crumbs in his beard!

3:38 AM  

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