Rhymes With Snitch: December 2006



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Sunday, December 31, 2006

Michael Jackson Came And Tomi Rae Got Booed At James Brown's Funeral

Michael Jackson showed up in Augusta to pay his respects to James Brown. They say Tomi Rae got up and sang Sam and Dave's, "Hold on I'm Coming" to James in his casket and got booed so bad the band just quit playing. I found a video clip of her and James singing it together. Click it.

(New York Daily)

OJ's Book May Still Be Published

The New York Daily News said that Time Magazine is reporting the rights to OJ's book, "If I Did It", will revert back to him in twelve months and that several European publishers have expressed interest it. Ugh. That book has been called the biggest publishing fiasco of 2006. There are 400,000 copies sitting in a warehouse collecting dust, and murder victim Ron Goldman's dad Fred is suing to get the $800,000.00 advance given to OJ and he wants legal rights to the book.

(New York Daily)

Jermaine Jackson Lives In Dubai?

Jermaine is going to be on that British tv show called "Celebrity Big Brother", where they put all these D-List celebs in a house rigged with cameras. It's way huge over there. There was some talk last week about Lil Kim being on the show, demanding a grip and final approval of her image on film, but when I saw the list of contestants, her name wasn't on it. Anyway, they say Jermaine lives in Dubai and goes by the name Muhammad Abdul Aziz.
Wow. Who knew?

(News of the World)

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Saddam Execution Footage

Spike Lee's Brother Blasting Him In The National Enquirer

I didn't get my copy of this week's National Equirer yet, but shaky source Contact Music says, Spike's brother Christopher is furious the director won't let him sell a piece of land he is legally entitled to so he can avoid being evicted from his home. Christopher claims he has been forced to go on welfare and is being thrown out of his Brooklyn, New York apartment because his brother refuses to help him financially. He claims his brother is controlling the rights to a valuable piece of land set aside by their grandmother, which was to be divided equally among the five Lee siblings. Christopher tells American publication National Enquirer, "I asked him...advance me the value of the land, bro." He says the 49-year-old MALCOLM X director replied, "I'm not giving you a dime." The famed director hits back at the claims saying, "My brother's statements to the Enquirer are falsehoods. Nonetheless, my siblings and I still love him. "I'm not the first nor will I be the last public figure who will be accused by a sibling of not doing enough. My question is, 'When is enough enough?

(Contact)

UPDATE: I got my copy of the Enquirer and Chris calls Spike a clown, a fake and a phoney. But get this, the grandmother who gave them the property ain't even dead yet. Chris approached Spike at the Grandma's 100 birthday celebration party with the proposition.

Pump Your Brakes

James Brown's band say they are going to continue to tour without him.
Errr........Ok.

(MSNBC)

Lou Rawls' Son Is Suing Marvin Gaye's Son

Lou Rawls Jr is suing Marvin Gaye III because he got mauled by four big dogs on Marvin's estate in January, 2005. The suit claims Rawls suffered "pain, injury, loss of blood, tearing of flesh, multiple dog bite wounds, fear of disease and other and further great and considerable harm, damage, injury and loss."
He is seeking unspecifed damages.

(TMZ)

Is Michael Jackson Homeless?

Fox news says he is. Right now Mike is supposed to be in Las Vegas getting ready for a stint on the strip, and last week photos of the house he's staying in surfaced on the web. Well, Fox says that house belongs to the Sultan of Brunei, the same Sultan whose son hosted Mike in Brunei after his child molestation trial until the son was ready to get back to his jet set lifestyle and the Sultan told Mike, if my son ain't here, you got to go, and sent him to one of their estates in Ireland, where he stayed until landing back in the U.S. on Christmas day to squat in one of the Sultan's estates in Las Vegas. Now you know Janet bought their mother a house in Vegas a few years ago, but sources tell Fox news that Mike has not even spoken to her yet. They say his nanny/wife Grace Rwaramba is controlling his life and keeping his family out.

(Fox)

Saddam Hussein Hanged Last Night

Saddam Hussein was hanged last night at 10:00. Reports say he struggled briefly, held tight to his Quran and in a last act of defiance, refused a hood.

(Yahoo)

Friday, December 29, 2006

Juanita Jordan Files For Divorce

After 17 years of marriage, Juanita Jordan has filed from divorce from Michael Jordan. They have three children.

(Comcast)

Fun With Kimora

Mike Tyson Under Arrest For DUI

Mike Tyson was arrested early Friday morning after leaving a club in Scottsdale, Arizona. He was pulled over after he almost hit a Scottsdale sheriff's patrol car. Cops found cocaine and say Mike was visibly impared.

(Comcast)

Vanessa Williams Penthouse Photos




Before Miss USA Tara Connor or Miss Nevada Katie Rees were even a gleam in their fathers' nutsacks, former Miss America Vannesa Williams showed 'em how to get de-throned.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

James Brown Funeral


James Brown Funeral Footage

Click here

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Anybody Wanna Know What I Heard About Donell Jones?

Cruising my favorite message board, I came across these juicy little tid bits.

..... the man is CHAIN SMOKER AND A SERIOUS ALCOHOLIC. When I was out with him one night he had four double shots of grey goose in about 40 minutes..... the dude has some issues

.....He is NOT married..... the ex, the mother of the four girls, had a baby boy recently with another man, who she is not even with anymore. Donell is just whoring around these days.

... they were together for years. they had four girls together and he left her ass in the grass. he is seeing some bisexual chick named Tammy.................... her and her girlfriend live with him in his house in Atlanta. he lives a very questionable lifestyle. like i said before.... the way he treats women will be his curse..... wouldnt be surprised if the 15 and 14 year old daughters ended up dancing in Body Tap or Magic City in a few years.......

.....Donell Jones SUCKS IN BED!!!!! Always trying to stick his small lil dick and fingers up someones ass!!!!!! on top of that..... the drunk bastard has a VERY hard time getting it up!

......let me tell you..... the man is nasty!!!!!!!! met him a few months back, and the 200 text messages that i have from him are hilarious!!!!!! you would think that he gets no ass the way he acts......... plus.... he has a SERIOUS alcohol problem. probably the reason why his career never will get to where it should be.

Even after all that....I still like him. Hell, I like him more.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Whose Pregnancy Boobs Look The Best

Denver Nugget Carmelo Anthony's baby mama, La La's

or Miami Heat Dwyane Wade's wife, Siovaughn's

Father Of The Year


Ok, I know Big Pun is dead, but I ain't the one leaking these videos. First we saw the vids of Pun pistol whipping his wife, now here's one where he's getting his son and daughter to beat the shit out of each other with boxing gloves.

The Cash Grab Begins

Hours after James Brown was pronouced dead, his baby mama and five year old son were locked out James' South Carolina home. Tomi Rae Hynie says she was at a retreat when James died and when she returned home, found the gate padlocked. She was told James' lawyer and accountant had forbade her access.

Tomi Rae and James Brown were never legally married. At the time of their marriage in 2001, Tomi Rae was already married to a man in Texas. Her marriage to James was annulled. After she divorced her first husband, she and James never remarried.

(yahoo)

One Hit Wonder Can't Let Go

Jennifer Holiday, star of the 1981 stage play Dreamgirls, says the new Dreamgirls movie is a nightmare for her. She says, "I just felt like they had taken everything away from me, had ripped my legacy from me."
Enough already Jennifer. That play was 25 years ago. Why are you blaming this movie for stealing your legacy. One song is your legacy?
It seems like in 25 years you would have learned to play the Hollywood game. You should be kissing ass right now instead of talking trash, and maybe somebody would throw you a bone.

(The Boston Globe)

This Dude Still Trying To Pull Chicks

According to Page Six, Michael Jordan, Charles Oakley and Patrick Ewing had dinner at Tao, then headed over to The Pink Elephant. I know, I know. I can hardly stand to type this crap because I don't give a puck either, but they say Mike was trying to pick up chicks and this one girl was like, "Aren't you married?" She should have been saying, "Aren't you 100 years old?"

(Page Six)

Beyonce vs George Bush

Monday, December 25, 2006

RIP James Brown

1933-2006

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Love Me More Bitches!

This Crazy Ho Put A Root On Eddie Murphy

Mel B ain't playing, ya'll. According to News of the World, Mel peed in an olive jar, then rubbed a cigar all over her skin and put a pair of her and Eddie's draws, along with the cigar's ashes in the pee jar (!), all in a desperate bid to win him back. You in trouble now, Eddie!
(News of the World)

Santa Baby

Saturday, December 23, 2006

It's Official

Monie Love is no longer on the air at 100.3 The Beat in Philadelphia. The station will not confirm whether or not it's because she went off on Young Jeezy last week about Hip Hop being dead.
(SOHH)

Jamie Bout To Get In Eddie's Ass

Not literally, you perv! Jaime Foxx wanted to hand Eddie Murphy a two piece. The National Enquirer says Jaime got fed up with Eddie and his diva antics on set and during post production for Dreamgirls. They say the last straw was Eddie keeping everybody waiting for over an hour for a photo shoot. Jaime finally got tired of waiting and just as he was leaving Eddie pulls up and Jaime got in his face saying he had no respect for other people's time. Eddie blew him off saying,"I'm a very busy man." and Jaime screamed,"Get your sorry ass out of my way!" and they almost came to blows, but Eddie backed up and Jaime ditched the shoot.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Carmen Is Totally Getting Sued Over Her Shitty Ass Book

And you'll never guess why! This chick Tannell Davis claims she wrote and copywrited the original manuscript titled "Sex, Drugs and Hip Hop...Oh and Did I Mention Love?" and accuses Carmen of plagiarizing it and reselling it to Simon and Schuster as "It's No Secret: From Nas To Jay Z From Secduction to Scandal A Hip-Hop Helen of Troy Tells All". What's up with those wack ass titles anyway? Based on what we read, who would want to take credit for that crap?
(All Hip Hop)

Star Blasted On Her Own Radio Show

This is so fucked up. This guy called Star's radio show and was all like, "We love you Star!"
Then he just switched up and was like, "How fat are you going to get and is your husband gay?"
Star was like, "You ignorant fool. You can't embarass me. You can't even get into the school my husband graduated from."

Did You Know Alice Walker Was A Lesbian?

I didn't. Apparently the author of The Color Purple had an affair with singer Tracy Chapman back in the mid 1990's. Anyway, I was trolling my favorite message board and came across this nugget about Alice and her daughter Rebecca.


That was ALL OVER Brooklyn when the affair was going on. When Alice Walker and Tracy Chapman broke up (it was ugly) Tracy pulled her money out of her (Alice's) daughter Rebecca's cyber cafe and got the marshals to come in and seize the equipment. Rebecca's girlfriend posted a letter on the front of the gated up establishment cursing Tracy Chapman out and outing her. It was a scandal. Here is a picture of Rebecca. PSSST.... according to the message board, lesbian Rebecca has had several abortions and felt unloved by her mom.


(Intelligencer)

Williams Sisters Vindicated

Venus and Serena won that multi-million dollar breach of contract suit filed against them after they pulled out of a battle of the sexes tennis match their father arranged for them to participate in without their consent. Pops was found liable but owes no damages.

(Comcast)

Ain't Kanye Supposed To Be Engaged?

So why is this chick claiming 'Ye been chasing her down and had his assistant call and cuss her out for spurning his advances? Her name is Amelle Berrabah and she's in a British pop group called the Sugababes and she says Kanye was trying to holla at her a few weeks ago. His fiance should just be happy it wasn't a dude.
(3Am)

Did Jeezy Get Monie Love Fired?



A week ago Young Jeezy was on 100.3 The Beat in Philadelphia with veteran rapper Monie Love and they got into it about whether or not hip hop was dead and Jeezy ended up storming out the interview. You can listen to the storm out here. This week according to illseed at All Hip Hop, Monie is off the air.

Eddie Murphy's Worst Nightmare


Mel B pulled out the big guns in her ongoing paternity suit with Eddie Murphy and hired some hot shot lawyer I never heard of who represented Cher, Fleetwood Mac and Meatloaf. That must have been back in the 70s. Anyway, she want half Ed-die!

Hip Hop Ain't Dead




But it did get its ass kicked

Beyonce You Are On Time Out

For the Dolly Parton weave. Don't her 4 million dollar L'Oreal contract forbid her from having fucked up looking hair?

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Carmelo Pulled From NWA Inflight Magazine

See this Northwest Airline inflight magazine cover? Well take a good look cause NWA pulled the mag after Carmelo's big fight the other night. Boooo.


(Detroit News)

Kenya Moore Says Miss USA Got A Slap On The Wrist

1993 Miss USA Kenya Moore says:

“What the crown stands for is a woman who holds a certain moral standard, who is an inspiration to young girls, who is a role model. Why give her this chance at this stage? Perhaps let her build her life and redeem herself on her own."

The fact that Vanessa Williams was dethroned as Miss America 1984 and that the current Miss USA runner up is an African-American, Miss California Tamiko Nash, Moore doesn’t dance around the racial connotations the decision may have.

"It’s unfortunate because we still live in America. We still live in a racially [divided] climate, she said. “When Vanessa [Williams] went through certain things in her life and it was found out during her reign, she was dealt a very severe hand. So now you have this blonde, blue-eyed girl who has done, a very scandalous, even illegal thing, yet she gets a slap on the wrist. I’m all for somebody being given a second chance, no one is perfect. But why is it you can’t be a good role model for 365 days? And if you don’t draw the line at illegal activity, where do you draw the line?”
(EUR)

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Birthday Party Was A Smoke Screen

Remember when Beyonce pulled out all the stops for Jay Z's 37th birthday party? The National Enquirer said it was all a big front because they were supposed to have gotten married, but Beyonce pulled out at the last minute and threw the party instead to soothe Jay's hurt feelings. But, they say the wedding is back on.
Personally I think Beyonce pulled a Janet Jackson and married Jay a year or two ago, but that's just me.

Eddie Murphy Is A Fool To Leave Scary

So says this guy, fitness trainer Jason Steel. Jay says Mel is a demon in the sack and Eddie was a fool to leave all that good loving behind. He says Mel was insatiable and wanted sex all the time. So what doomed Eddie and Mel's union? Too much straight sex or Mel being a slut? There are reports that Eddie had Mel followed and caught her with another guy and that's why he thinks her baby ain't his and why he dumped her ass.

(News of the World)

Terrell Owens Fined $35,000 For Spitting

Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens spit in Atlanta Falcon De Angelo Hall's face after Dallas' sixth play from scrimmage, but it was not seen by the officials. Earlier in the series, Hall used his forearms to shove Owens. Then after tight end Jason Witten caught a pass, Owens spit on Hall before heading back to the huddle.
"I got frustrated and I apologize for that (spitting)," Owens said. "It was a situation where he (Hall) kept bugging me and getting in my face."

Terrell needs his ass kicked.

(Breitbart)

Maybe This Is Why Carmen Wrote That Book



Remember that tv show, Celebrity Justice? Nah Right dug up a clip of Carmen and Nas fighting over child support. Carmen was all like, "Nas wanted to have his cake and eat it too, and when I wouldn't give into his desires, he stopped paying child support." Damn.

Do Not Ask Taye Diggs About His Wife


Taye Diggs was asked what he thought about Black women who were disappointed that he didn't marry a Black woman, In Rolling Out Magazine, to which he responded:
“I’m too far along in my life and in my career to really give a question like that any type of dignified answer,” says Diggs, who was raised in black, middle-class Rochester, N.Y. “When I was in high school, maybe. College, maybe. But I’m a grown-ass man and if people have a difficult time dealing with that, then I welcome them to see a movie with Omar Epps or Denzel Washington or some of those other brothers that have chosen to spend the rest of their lives with sisters."

Well, alrighty then. No "love is colorblind" or any of that, huh Taye? Just go see somebody else? Is that how you really feel, Mr. Two Cancelled Sitcoms and steadily plummeting Hollywood stock?

(Rolling Out)

Carmelo Anthony Suspended For 15 Games


La La's baby daddy was suspended for 15 games for his part in the basketbrawl at Madison Square Garden between the Denver Nuggets and The New York Nicks. At 15 games, Carmelo pulls the sixth longest suspension in NBA history.

Friday, December 15, 2006

No Change of Venue For Dame Dash Sexual Assault Case

Back in 2003 at a New Year's eve party off the coast of Brazil, this model chick accused Damon Dash of sexually assualting her. Dame was never criminally charged, but the chick filed a 15 million dollar lawsuit against Dame. Dame tried to get the case tried down in Brazil, but the girl and her lawyer argued that she, Damon and all the witnesses live and work in New York so the case is being tried in New York . Can't wait.

(New York Post)

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Alicia Keys In Hooker Boots

New Music From Proof


Proof's record label will release a new album next year by the rapper and Eminem confidante who was shot and killed during a dispute at an after-hours club.

(Newsday)

Imprescindible

Katt Williams Gets Probation

Katt Williams has been sentenced to three years' probation after pleading no contest to a misdemeanor count of carrying a concealed firearm.

(Newsday)

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

In Case You Missed It

Here's a clip from R Kelly's sex tape. Don't get too excited. It's not the underage girl pissing part, but it is a snippet from the tape being used in his trial. click

One Down Two To Go

Assault charges against Naomi Campbell have been dropped. Wait a minute before you celebrate. She still got two other charges pending. The maid she cracked in the head with the Blackberry is still suing and also that Italian actress , but at least her drug counselor dropped suit.

(Newsday)

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Evel Knievel Sues Kanye West

"That video that Kanye West put out is the most worthless piece of crap I've ever seen in my life, and he uses my image to catapult himself on the public," the 68-year-old daredevil said Tuesday
(NewsDay)

Monday, December 11, 2006

Forget About New Music From Big Baby Jesus

The fight over the estate of Old Dirty Bastard is getting uglier, if that's possible. Already this year ODB's widow Icelene, who ODB hadn't been with in years, tried to cremate ODB to thwart paternity tests for all of ODB's other kids, now she says Damon Dash owes a couple hundred thousand to the estate and has no intention of paying. The money Dame "owes" will come from ODB's last unreleased record, and Icelene says Dame would rather not release the music than pay her. Icelene is also claiming Ol' Dirty's mama, Cherry, stole from $200,000 to $500,000 owed to the estate and she's suing his mother, too. I guess they don't call her ICE-lene for nothing.

Wicked Whispers

Found this juicy bit while trolling my favorite message board
Just please believe Ms. Tasia love's her some pussy as much as any *****, and does not have a problem asking for it. They have a whole little circle...her, missy,lil mo, this other chick who isn't famous (light skin chick with a ceaser cut and a piercing in her face. If you ever see her you'll know who I mean.) I don't know if tweet is still rolling though. What's even funnier she always got Busta or Jaime or Usher's name in her mouth talking about how they're fags....I'm like u do see the irony in this...however I don't think she knows what irony is.
A good few years ago before she was "known" there were some nasty pictures of her & some girls floatin around. No doubt they'll resurface someday...
And no she really isn't fooling with Jaime. She's forever talking shit about how he got bitch in him..she's on some thug shit. Ever since her last dude broke up with her she's mainly been sticking to the females.

Note To Lil Kim

If you aren't going to shave your pits before you leave the house, it's a good idea to keep your arms down. On the other hand, hairy pits with deodorant clumps certainly distract from the "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" make-up and the 25 extra pounds, so carry on.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Yikes



Hey, I wanna be hip. I wanna be cool. But Naima is scaring the shit out of me. I'm just not understanding the look she's going for. I need an explaination. Somebody help me appreciate this crazy little drag king.

Carmen Bryan On Wendy Williams

Friday, December 08, 2006

Cater 2 U

For Jay Z's 37th birthday, Beyonce chartered two customized 757s (one with a 20 seat movie theater) and flew 20 of their closest friends to a yacht anchored off St. Barts for a two-day, 2 million dollar celebration.

What did you get for your birthday?

(NY Daily)

Wesley Snipes Under Arrest

Wesley Snipes was arrested today at the Orlando international airport for failing to pay nearly $12 million in back taxes. Wesley feels he is being scapegoated, but reports have surfaced that Wesley's investigation stems from the investigation of another man, who used the same shady tax accountants as Wesley.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Carmen Calls Radio Show During Nas Interview and Blasts Him


Nas was on a Chicago radio show promoting his new CD, Hip Hop is Dead, when the interviewer asked him whether or not he punched his baby mama Carmen in the face during sex like she claims in her book. Nas tries to dismiss the question, claiming he hasn't read the book, doesn't intend too, and said he never speaks to Carmen, even regarding their daughter Destiny. He said all that was handled through assistants. Why Carmen call the show and say not only has Nas read the book, but he helped her outline the chapters?! She calls him a liar and a hypocrite and said he was the one who told her to put in the part about Beyonce. Listen to rips of the show here, here, and here.


(EUR)

Mel B Crushed Over Eddie's Behavior

According to reports, Mel B was unaware Eddie Murphy dumped her ass, let alone questioned the paternity of her unborn child. They say she was on on a flight from London to LA when the news broke and had no idea what was going on until she landed and received text messages from friends.
That's cold Eddie.

(Mirror)

You Better Get Your Ass Off Your Shoulders And Make That Money



Even though his latest CD, Press Play, has only sold a measly 386,899 units, according to Giant magazine, Puff got the nerve to be turning down promotional radio gigs. After finding out he was scheduled to be interviewed by Raq-C on Latino 96.3 he said, "I'm not going on no Spanish station. Tell 'em I'm throwing up."

(MSNBC)

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

One Day After Serena Lies About Her Dog, She's Charged With Perjury

Venus and Serena are in the middle of a
multi-million dollar breach of contract suit.
These guys say they broke a commitment to play
in a 2001 battle of the sexes tournament, claiming
they lost millions when the girls pulled out. Venus
and Serena say they never agreed to do it, and that
their father made that commitment acting on his own.
That's where the perjury charge comes in.
The girls have testified in court that despite tax returns
that show payments to Richard Williams for management
fees, they both have testified that their father
has never been their manager and had no authority
to commit them to a deal. Attorneys for the
sisters and their father claim the payments
were mischaracterized for tax-deduction
purposes and that Richard Williams
was paid merely for coaching services.
Damn, from fighting a lawsuit to catching a case.
That's messed up.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Meow!

During an interview Beyonce was asked if she feels
any jealously toward Jennifer Hudson, since it's been
widely reported that Jennifer stole the show in their
new movie "Dream Girls". Beyoncé said she knew the
character she played wasn't the star ...
"I'm already a star. I already have nine Grammys.
Everyone knows I can sing." she replied
but why she have to add,
"I wish I could have gained 20 pounds and played Effie"
You did not have to say that Beyonce Giselle!

OMG

Do ya'll remember that summer banger called
"Knuck If You Buck" by Crime Mob? Well, you
might not if you ain't from the dirty. But anyway,
one of the members of that group, Killa C, been put in jail
for molesting his six year old brother! Here's the video for
Knuck if You Buck, Killa C shows up at 3:05 minutes into it.

Serena's Pit Bull Bites Security Guard In The Ass

Serena Williams let her dogs, a white Maltese and a
tan Pit Bull, roam freely around her Palm Beach Gardens
community, and the Pit Bull bit a guard in the ass at the
gate house. Luckily, the guard wasn't injured, because
his wallet was in his back pocket. He traced the dogs back
to Serena, using the phone number on the Maltese's
collar. Serena owned up to the Maltese, but denied the
Pit Bull claiming she was watching it for a friend.
Why she lie?
You know they pulled the records on that dog and
surprise, surprise, it's registered to Serena.
She got a picture of the damn dog on her website.

Same Shit Different Day

It's hard out here for a gossip pimp.
So until something significant happens, feast on these links.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Eddie Finally Speaks About Scary's Baby

When a Dutch interviewer asked Eddie if he was excited
about the arrival of his new baby with Scary Spice, Edddie
answered, "You're being presumptuous. We're not even
together anymore, and we won't know who the father of
that child is until it gets here and has a blood test."
Damn, Eddie. Why don't ya'll just go on Maury?

Snoop Appeared In Court Today

Snoop appeared in court today to request his arraingment
be delayed in order to "review all facts and defenses" in
his upcoming trial for trying to take a metal baton on a plane.
Watch the video here.
Don't get confused.
This case has nothing to do with Snoop's most
recent arrest on gun and drug charges. Correct me if
I'm wrong, but Snoop already has a felony cocaine possession
conviction from 1990, so based on the outcome of these next
two cases, and the 3 Strikes law, it looks like ya boy could
be facing 25 years to life.
FYI
The judge could have charged Snoop with a misdmenor in this
baton case, but chose to charge him with a felony instead.
Things that make you go hmmmmm.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Tracy Morgan Shut Down By Mayor Bloomberg

Poor Tracy!
He was supposed to take part in the Rockefeller
Center Christmas tree lighting festivities, along with
Mayor Bloomberg and some other celebs. But once
Bloomie found out Tracy was coming, he made
a call to NBC and got him dropped because of
Tracy's latest DUI arrest. I guess Trace ain't the kind
of guy the Mayor wants to be photograhed with.
I don't know what's his problem.
Drunks are fun to be around.

Look Who Got New Boobs

It's New York from Flavor of Love!
BTW, anybody seen Deelishis?
Flav been on few red carpets without her lately.
I've seen pictures of him at the American Music Awards
No Deelishis
I've seen pictures of him at the Big in o6' Vh1 show
No Deelishis
Did he dump her ass or something?
Well, at least she got to go to the BET Awards.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Paul Pierce Ganked By Groupie

Claiming she was Boston Celtic Paul Pierce's girlfriend,
professional groupie Vaso Shinas charged $95,000.00 on
Paul's American Express Card. Paul filed a police report
disputing the charges, denying Vaso was his girl
claiming he'd only met her once.
You ain't got ta lie, Craig!
Investigators found that in fact, Paul not only knew
this girl, he'd purchased round trip airline tickets,
limos and courtside seats for her before.
You can watch the newscast here.
Ok, that was the PG version.
You know my favorite message board
came through with the real dirt.
They found pictures of Paul and this girl wearing two
different outfits.

They even found pictures of her

and LA Clipper Shaun Livingston.

But that ain't all. According to the message board,

the girl is a real hoe. Here's the post, verbatim.

A lot of athletes have gotten caught by Vaso's scams. Paul's just the first to sue for it. She's stolen from Reggie Bush, Al Harrington, and Tracy McGrady among others. She tried to get close to Allen Iverson but he's to smart for that. Everyone in LA knows all about her schemes and she has a lot of people working with her. She's too dumb to figure out the credit card stuff on her own so one of her two pimps probably helped her with that. I know at one point she was bragging about stealing Paul's jewelry. The shit must have been fake because she had nothing to show for it. But she was talking about how she gave the money she got from athletes to her pimps. For a while she had pictures all over her Myspace of herself sitting courtside with one of her pimps.

Maia Campbell Facing Felony Charges

This weeks National Enquirer got a story about
Maia Campbell. They say she stole a car and was
driving without a license. The story says Maia pissed
her pants in jail, and is so skinny she's unregcognizable.
A few years back she was running with some hood stars
from Detroit called Dirty Glove Entertainment and even
starred in a low budget movie they shot. She was spotted
all around the D looking real messed up. Everybody was
saying she was on drugs. It was even rumored that
she got her ass kicked and was more than friends
with a local stripper. And I'm sure you've all seen that
naked picture of her with the nappy pubes.
You didn't see it?
Well, clicky clicky right here.

Maia with the cast of "In The House"

Buffie Remix

Remember that post,
The comments on that post ran pretty long
with folks debating whether or not Buff was a
hoe or an entertainer. Well, YouTube punk asses shut
down the link, so some of you didn't get to see what
all the hubbub was about. But never fear, Z Share is here.
Click here to see Buffie do her thang.

Friday, December 01, 2006

The Seinfeld Ban Is Over

According to TMZ Michael Richards and those two guys are getting
together to bury the hatchet. So for everybody who suffered from
Seinfeld withdrawl because of the boycott, this is for you.

Michael Strahan Going Off

Sucker MCs

The New York Daily News said Method Man had to
read the lyrics to Sucker MCs from his Sidekick when he
and Red performed for Rev Run's surprise birthday party.
Is it still considered gossip if you have the pictures to prove it?

Three 6 Mafia Settle Out Of Court

Three 6 Mafia paid an undisclosed amount to a Pittsburg
man who sued the group after he was hit with a chair,
knocked to the ground, stomped and kicked in the face
after Three 6 performed the song, "Let's Start A Riot".
Though Crunchy Black and Koopsta Knicca, who are no
longer part of the group, performed the song, the
suit claims it was Juicy J and DJ Paul who warned
that things may get out of hand. The dude also sued the club for
letting him in because he was 19 at the time.