Beyoncé Fans Demand Deja Vu Re-shoot

So, we already know the Beyonce stans are up in arms about her

video for Deja Vu. Them fools started a petition and

everything, demanding a re-shoot.

Well, here you go.

This one is much much better

Janet Jackson Very Satisfied with Jermaine Dupri in Bed

Ever wonder why Janet always has a smile on her face?

She tells Essence magazine it's because she's

finally met her sexual match in Jermaine Dupree!

Janet claims in the past, it was always the guys who said,

"Hold on, wait a minute" well not with Jermaine!

Janet says Jermaine is really slanging!!

Janet, you're my girl, my sister, I love you

so I'm gon tell you this, DON'T be bragging on yo man's dack.

You just inviting trouble, cause chicks gon be coming from

miles around to see what you talking about, ya dig?

Keenen Ivory Wayans Ex-Wife Gets Half

Check it.

Keenen and his ex-wife Daphne had been together since 1989. They didn't get married till 2001. They filed for divorce in 2004 and Keenen did her dirty ya'll!

Diddy Caught Passing a J in the Club

The National Enquirer caught Puffy with a bag of the sticky icky.

They say while partying in Miami at club Mansion, Puffy's

whole table was lighting up. The snitch says they could tell it was

weed, by the way everybody deeply inhaled then passed the j.

Now Puffy, you know darn well errbody watching yo tail!

Be more discreet! And they wonder why there's a hip hop task force!

(source)

Lark Drops The Lawsuit Against The National Enquirer For Calling Her A Crackhead

Umm hmm, yeah, so let me get this straight.

You say The National Enquirer wrongly accused you of being

a crackhead, then you loudly file a lawsuit, claiming the accusations

cost you jobs, then you ever so quietly withdraw the suit?

And it wasn't a "settled out of court" thing either.

The Enquirer ain't gotta print a retraction, apology or nothing!

You thought we was gon let that pass?

I predict Lark Voorhies will next in line for a reality TV show.

(source)

Beyonce Sabotages LeToya Luckett Album Release

Beyoncé must be really insecure or really mean. 

How else can you explain her moving up the release date

for her new CD "B-Day" in order to compete with

ex-Destiny's Child member, Letoya Luckett's new CD "LeToya"?

I mean the CD is called B-Day, it was supposed to be

released on.. duh, BeYAWNsay's birthday, September 4th.

Now all of a sudden, since LeToya hit the charts like a rocket

B-Day is released for pre-orders? What an underhanded trick.

I want LeToya to do way better than Beyonce!

And to help out

I'm gonna buy LeToya's cd from Barnes and Nobles

and get Beyonce's on bootleg from the gas station!

(source)

Dem Franchize Boyz Bail on South Carolina Concert

Dem Franchize Boyz left South Carolina concert goers

in a lurch after they failed to show up for a gig.

A gig they were paid in advance for, I might add.

The promoter waited two hours before sending

home the crowd of 1,100. Efforts to contact Dem Boyz

have gone unanswered and the promoters have

promised fans a free picnic instead of refunds.

Sounds like a fair exchange to me, if they throw in free beer and blunts.

(source)

Prince Divorces Manuela Testolini

What a cute couple, too bad it's over!

Prince is headed to divorce court

to get rid of wife number 2, Manuela Testolini.

I bet they were fighting over eyeliner and mirror space!

(source)

What Is It About British Women That Make Married American Celebrities Cheat?

Another married American celeb gets outed

by his British lover. First Cee-Lo, now Wesley Snipes.

Fran Murphy tells News of the World all about her six

day sex marathon with Wesley Snipes's dusty ass. She says

he poured chocolate all over her body and nibbled

on her neck while telling her,

"I'm being a Vampire."

But get this, Fran didn't even know what he was

talking about, because she's never watched any of his movies!

She did say he had a big stick, though.

(source)

Naomi Campbell's Star Studded Ex List

Ever wonder what it's like to be Naomi Campbell's man?

Well, according to the New York Daily News,

it's more laughs than a barrel of monkeys,

or being on a date with one!

Naomi's "ex" list reads like a who's who in show biz including

Eric Clapton

Eddie Murphy

Lenny Kravitz

Sean Penn

P-Diddy

Quincy Jones

Mike Tyson

Sylvester Stallone

Tommy Lee

David Blaine

Kevin Costner

Robert DeNiro

plus several Italian playboys I'm sure I would have heard of

were I more international

but supposedly, one time she thought DeNiro was with another

women and called the police and the fire department to his house!

Another time she was heard screaming into her phone at DeNiro,

"Either marry me or buy me a building!"

Then there was the time another boyfriend unknowingly

invited one of her exes to a party he and Naomi threw,

and Naomi stormed out. When the guy returned to his

London mansion, his living room was filled with broken glass!

(source)

Mo'Nique Kicked Off United Airlines Flight

The other day Monique was kicked off a United Airlines flight

because her assistant, who was sitting in coach, walked to first class

and tried to stow Monique's hairdryer. When the flight attendants

checked her, which they should've, Monique threw a hissy and got

kicked off the plane. Firstly, let me say, when I fly first class,

I don't want anyone putting their arms over my head stowing their things.

Anyway,

Monique seems to think there was some racism going on. Did she

announce to the flight crew who her assistant was before they boarded?

(source)

Michael Jordan Sued Over Paternity Agreement

Michael Jordan was dating a woman named Karla Knafel.

In 91 Karla got pregnant and told MJ the baby was his.

Karla claims Mike promised her $5 million dollars to keep quiet and every thing was fine until 

paternity tests proved the child wasn't his.

So why does Karla think she still deserves the money?

Who knows but she actually sued MJ to enforce their verbal agreement. 

Too bad a judge just dismissed the case, letting Mike off the $5 million dollar hook. 

I wonder how his wife Juanita is taking it.

Mike and Karla in happier times

(source)

Ex Calls the Cops on Naomi Campbell

Naomi sho' is pretty....pretty crazy!

She got arrested again...!

M.C. Hammer's Music Catalogue Sold at Auction

Poor Hammer!

His music catalouge was sold for a whopping 2.7 million

but he won't see a penny of it!

The sale was handled by the executor of his bankruptcy trust and

the new owner plans to license the music for movies and commericals.

Amazingly, Hammer raked in over 33 million dollars in 1991 but filed

for bankruptcy in 1996 claiming over 14 million in debts.

How did it happen?

Hammer had 17 race cars, a Boeing 747, a Kentucky Derby race horse,

a 20 million dollar mansion and a monthly payroll over $500,000.

Whatever!

It ain't what you cop, it's what you keep!

(source)

Ron Artest Is Going On Tour With Fat Joe, But He Shouldn't Be

This is the worst!

No wonder he got jumped by Pistons fans in Detroit!

(source)

Timbaland Advises Justin Timberlake Against Marriage

Asked about his friend Justin Timberlake getting married

to Cameron Diaz, music producer Timbaland replied,

"WE talk about marriage but WE decided to

focus on our careers a little more before WE get settled."

(source)

Timbaland Refuses to Participate in Missy Elliot Biopic

A studio trying to do a biopic about Missy Elliot

will have to do it without any mention of her former

production partner Timbaland.

Say What?

Timbaland says he wants no part of the movie. He says,

"I don't want to be in the movie. For me, that movie is all about her."

Uh yeah, but how can you talk about Missy's early days and not mention Tim?

How they gon talk about Missy and Aaliyah and not mention Tim?

That's crazy talk!

I knew something was up between them two when they all of a sudden stopped being seen together.

(source)

Foxy Brown Sued by Former Personal Assistant

By now you've heard Foxy Brown is being sued by

former assistant Rasheeda Ellis

who claims she was fired for no reason,

stiffed on her last week's pay, and the victim of terroristic

threats by Fox Boogie and her associates.

Well, last week Rasheeda showed up

to the wrong court house and the trial was delayed.

This week Foxy's people say the chick is disgruntled 'cause

she wasn't allowed into Foxy's inner circle.

Foxy's publicist tells Page Six Rasheeda had an

"unhealthy infatuation" with Foxy's personal life.

Plus, they caught her leaking personal emails to the

press and later found out all her references were fake!

That girl better be happy she didn't work for

Naomi Campbell or she'd be dead by now!

BTW,

I heard going deaf can happen as a result of excessive ecstacy use.

Outcast Turn Down Oprah Show Invite

Does this have something to do with that crazy Oprah Hip Hop beef?

Apparently Oprah wanted to promote Outcast's new movie Idlewild on her

show in September, but the guys said no!

Well, actually it was Andre 3000 who said no. Big Boi wanted

to do it and is said to be none too happy with his other half.

What's up with that, Dre? 

If they wants a crossover hit Dre better quit

playing and jump on Oprah's bandwagon, especially

if he wants a successful acting career. 

Folks are saying when his recording contract with Arista

is up, he's out of Outcast, because he's itching to make movies.

Please, say it ain't so!

(source)

Naomi Campbell Sued by Another Assistant

I'm sure you've heard by now, Naomi Campbell

is being sued by a third assistant. Yeah, can you believe it?

But that's not the all!

Word from across the pond is Naomi trashed

her billionaire boyfriend's yacht because she was angry with

the menu selection! They say she broke plates, pulled down

curtains and could be heard cursing across the harbor where the

boat was docked. I'll admit at first I thought it was funny,

this maid getting her butt kicked, random guys getting spit on,

but now I'm seriously starting to wonder if there is a mental health issue here.  

This is NOT normal behavior!

Either seek help immediately, or get a reality show!

(source)

Nia Long's New Man Gets in a Fist Fight with Her Ex

Can't a girl and her new man shop in peace?

Nia Long and her new man were in the mall

when they ran into Nia's ex- and baby daddy, Massai Z. Dorsey.

Why her baby-daddy step to her new man and get his butt kicked!?

They say Nia and her new man jetted so fast, Nia lost one of her shoes!

(TMZ)

Outkast Break-Up Rumors Swirl

One minute TMZ says Outcast is going on tour minus Andre 3000,

then, in the same sentence, say they contacted

Outcast reps who say no tour has been announced.

Now which is it?

Are they going on tour or not?

They was all hugged up at the BET awards, promoting

music from their new movie Idlewild.

Let's just hope all the break up talk was just talk

and the tour rumors are half right!

This Idlewild trailer looks good.

Damon Dash Says There's No More Money in Hip Hop

There's no money in it!

Damon Dash tells This Is London,

"I couldn't buy what I wanted to buy. I'm talking cooks and drivers.

I got into clothes to make money."

Think he's lying?

Take a look at the Billboard Music Charts.

As of this week, only 2 out of the top 10 rap albums

are platinum and nobody went gold

but

take a look at the top country charts where

7 out of the top 10 are platinum and 4 out of that 7

are multi-platinum.

No wonder rappers be still selling drugs.

Gil Scott Heron Sentenced to Prison Time

Poet, musician, and hip hop Godfather, Gil Scot Heron

has been sentenced to 2-4 years in prison for

violating his parole after leaving his live-in drug treatment center.

Heron says the center stopped giving him his HIV medication

so he left.

Don't remeber when hip hop used to stand for something?

Listen to hip hop before it sold out

here

and

here

Busta Rhymes Says Jesus Was Black

Busta tells Guardian magazine,

"First of all, it's fact that Jesus was a black man.

That means he could have a descendant

that exists today that has dreadlocks and

has pants hangin' off his butt and makes rap records.

They don't want that to happen

- they don't want no one to know that there's a black man

that is more powerful than anybody on this planet right

now, that has a direct blood descendant trace to Jesus Christ."

I woulda been ready to back him up if he'd cited

Daniel 10:6 or Daniel 7:9 instead of

"The Da Vinci Code" as the basis of his argument.

(source)

Star Jones Begs Fans to Save Her Job

Star Jones is asking for your help.

She wants you to write Barbara Walters and the producers of

The View to beg for her job back.

To make it easy for you, she posted the contact

information on her web page.

I would post the link, but I think she should move on.

Don't block your blessings Star.

Lil Kim Released From Jail - Live Footage

Ex Claims Jennifer Lopez Practices Witchcraft

I always wondered how J Lo went from

Fly Girl to movie star in 60 seconds.

According to her ex-husband Ojani Noa,

Jennifer cast spells on everybody from Puffy on down. 

Ojani says Jenny is a Santerian Priestess

and on that note we are going to shut our mouth!

(source)

If Fiddy Offers You A Drink, Politely Decline

Oh Curtis!

Fifty Cent tells a British magazine

the best way to set off a threesome

is to ply your girl with drinks.

"You gotta feed the girl champagne! They love that stuff." he says

I dunno, kinda sounds like a felony in progress.

(source)

Damon Dash Breaks Bro Code with Richie Akiva

Damon Dash and Richie Akiva used to be BFFs

(ain't up on Richie? Do ya playa research here)

but Richie say he don't mess with Dame no mo'
cause he failed the drunk girlfriend test.
Richie tells British Vouge magazine, "We were best friends.

We had a house together. We were inseparable for two years.

But he failed the drunk girlfriend test.
That is the ultimate test, and that's why we are no longer friends."

Where I'm from, it's bros before hoes

but, uh, ra,

ain't Dame married?

(source)

Tyson Beckford and Perez Hilton Nearly Come to Blows

The New York Post reports

 supermodel, Tyson Beckford

was bout to jump on blogger,

Perez Hilton the other night.

Why would they even be at the same event?

Anyway Tyson was pushing up on Nick Lachey's new girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo.

It was obvious she didn't want Tyson's attention so blogger Perez tried to step in to save the day

and a fight almost broke out! They had to be separated!

This is the second time I heard about Tyson trying to fight over a girl!

Dallas Austin Receives a Pardon on Drug Charges in Dubai

As we speak

Dallas Austin is on a plane home to Atlanta

after being pardoned on drug charges

in the UAE.

Dallas Austin Sentenced to Four Years in Dubai Prison

Dallas Austin was
sentenced on Tuesday
to four years in prison
in the United Arab Emirates
where he was convicted of possessing 1.26 grams of coke.
It's still unclear whether he
will remain in jail.
Pardons for this offense have been granted in the past.
Whether or not Dallas serves his time,
he will be deported.

(source)

UPDATE

Looks like Dallas might get the pardon

(source)

Star Jones Father Builds Her Confidence

Star Jones tells AOL columnist Jawn Murray

that she had to have a 1 pound tumor removed from her chest

and after the surgery she was horrified by the scar.

Star says her father told her,

"Baby, the way you're built, ain't nobody looking at that scar."

(source)

Bobby Brown's Antics Spoil Essence Fest

Bobby Brown, 'The king of R&B' shows out

at the the Essence Festival this past weekend.

Reports claim, while Ralph, Ronnie, Ricky, and Mike stuck

to the dance routines, Bobby ran round the stage

doing raunchy dances. Then when each man sang

their solos, Bobby's turned his into a rant about

his sex life with Whitney Houston.

By the end Bobby was shirtless and being booed

off stage.

(source)

Dallas Austin Pleads Guilty in Dubai

Dallas Austin pleaded guilty to cocaine charges Sunday in the

United Arab Emirates. Dallas was headed to Naomi Campbell's

birthday bash when he was stopped by customs after

displaying erratic behavior in a Dubai airport.

He is expected to get four years in prison when he is sentenced

on Tuesday.

That's a hellava lot better than beheading!

(source)

MiJac Accuser's Mother Blames Him for Losing the Case

That boy who accused Michael Jackson of molesting him

life is messed up right now.

The NY Daily News reports his mother has stopped

cooking for the 16 year old cancer survior and blames

all their troubles on him.

Beacuse of the trial, Michael hired a dectective

to do a backround check on the family and they're

currently fighting an $8000.00 welfare fraud charge

stemming from the investigation.

According to reports the mother frequently screams

at her son that he let Michael touch him, and that his

poor testimony is the reason why they lost the case.

Incidentally, several jurors said it was the crazy mother who

turned them off by being rude on the stand.

(source)

Is Pharrell About To Lose His LV Gig?

Gossips are whipsering that Louis Vuitton is quitely making

calls to find out if Pharrell's anti-gay comments are generating

any bad press. If they find out the gays are really pissed, Pharrell is really gone.

(source)

Naomi Campbell's Maid Tells All

Ana Scolavino, the maid beaten bloody by Naomi Campbell

gives a hellish look into the supermodel's life.

Ana says the reason Naomi is so volatile is because

she's OBSESSED with staying thin.

She claims Naomi rarley eats and exists by drinking a

concoction of lemon juice, paprika, cayanne pepper

and water all day. According to Ana, Naomi rages around the house

cursing and screaming while the staff tip-toe around on eggshells,

all for a measly $10.00 an hour.

Ana says she was attacked when she told Naomi she was quitting.

She says Naomi screamed and told her she couldn't leave and when she

turned to walk away, she was struck with the Blackberry.

Anna says she doesn't know whether Naomi threw

the Blackberry or walked up a hit her, but she had to get

five stiches in the back of her head. Ana paints a horrible picture of Naomi,

saying her face may be pretty, but Naomi is by far the ugliest person she has ever met.

(source)

Khia Uses Her Mugshots for New Album Cover

This is Khia's new album cover.

See how cleverly she uses a collection of her mugshots

to demonstrate her gangsta?

Ya gotta love it.

Read her rap sheet here

See Khia's new video Snatch The Cat Back

If you close your eyes, it's actually pretty good.

The CD drops July 11th

DMX Released on Bail

Good news people,
Earl came up with that
dough and only had to
spend one night in jail.

Poor DMX, he been having a tough time.
He got arrested like three times
in one week,
plus he spent
the night in jail.
I personally can not wait for his reality show,
"DMX: Soul of a Man" on BET.
Think all Whitney, no Bobby.
I hope the BET cameras
are still following him.
It'll be carzier than when MTV
followed Old Dirty Bastard
and he took them to pick up his
foodstamps! DMX: Soul of a Man
I am so there!

(source)